October 27, 2011 5:52 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

WSJ Surveys #OWS, Finds Dangerous Radicals (Meaning, Democrat Voters). Only when every Liberal voice is stifled will America truly be safe from the threat of collectivism and socialism.

Anonymous says they will shut down Fox News website. Oh, sweet Jesus…we can only hope.

The McRib Is Back, You Beasts. Hey, where’s the fire? It’s not even real food.

Supermarket chains refuse to stock Ben and Jerry’s “Schweddy balls” ice cream flavor. This just in: supermarket chains are managed by spineless, humorless weenies.

Perry Raises Doubts Over Obama Birth Certificate. When you have no viable, credible ideas about how to bring America back…well, this silliness is about the best you can hope for.

TSA Agent Leaves Nice Note in Passenger’s Luggage “Get your freak on, girl”…? This is when Security Theater becomes Security Theater of the Absurd. Somewhere warm and breezy, Eugene Ionesco snickers into his Corona….

To New York Post, Beans & Rice Donated To #OWS Is ‘Food For a King’. If a King is living off rice and beans, I’d submit that it’s a damned poor kingdom he’s ruling.

Steve Forbes Praises Cain’s Tax Plan For Not Funding Social Security, Medicare. Only when America is a true meritocracy and the oligarchy rules unquestioningly will America be safe from the threat of unbridled compassion.

Occupy Wall Street Protesters Describe Harsh Treatment In Jail. Evidently, freedom of speech is available only to Conservatives with money.

NJ Republican Pol Having a Rentboy Scandal. So he has a thing for blue Calvin Klein underpants and rent boys. Who doesn’t these days??

Herman Cain Flops Back To Supporting A Constitutional Amendment Against Same-Sex Marriage. Because it’s all about small government…unless we’re talking about female reproductive functions, in which case every woman will have a bureaucrat assigned to monitor her uterus.

Church Of Scientology Investigated ‘South Park’ Creators Matt Stone, Trey Parker. Because you never know when you’re going to have to blackmail or smear someone who might threaten your empire.

Hispanic Alabama Schoolchildren Face Bullying In The Wake Of Anti-Immigrant Law. If children were supposed to be safe, they would have been born White.

Utah Police Pepper-Spray Dancing Men for No Clear Reason. Well, it’s Utah…and men were dancing. What else do you need to know?

Five Stories: Same-Sex Experimentation. There’s a time and a place for that; it’s called “college.”

Republican Crowd Cheers As Tea Party Rep. Labrador Condemns Corporate Tax Dodgers. So Republicans may actually still have a shred of human decency??

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