November 2011 Archives
- November 30, 2011
Katherine Heigl on behalf of the Foundation for Neutering Men - November 30, 2011
This is why I don't eat tofu: It's called a food chain for a reason, people - November 30, 2011
Just in case y'all might have lost sight of how we got to where we are.... - November 30, 2011
Herman Cain: If you live in a gas tank, you'd best know where the matches are, knowhutimean? - November 30, 2011
Going back to the good ol' days ain't gonna be cheap - November 30, 2011
They got the gold mine, and we got the...oh, never mind.... - November 29, 2011
Dear God, please send clothes for all those naked girls on daddy's computer - November 29, 2011
Freedom of speech 1, Crybaby Conservatives 0 (and it wasn't even that close) - November 29, 2011
It's the only way to bring the suffering to an end - November 29, 2011
We now have confirmation of the one thing Congressional Republicans do very well: nothing - November 29, 2011
Love is blind...and occasionally sticky - November 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 28, 2011
'Tis the reason for the season - November 28, 2011
The real news story is that someone actually wants to live in Indiana - November 28, 2011
If a Democrat does it, it's called "genocide". If a Republican does it, it's called "principled leadership." - November 28, 2011
Free speech...not just convenient or Conservative speech - November 28, 2011
Family values: not what they used to be, eh? - November 28, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 28, 2011
WWJD: Featuring only the finest in Serbian copyright infringement - November 27, 2011
Fox News Channel not only makes you stupid, it's rewriting the Constitution...as we speak!! - November 27, 2011
Fox News Channel makes you stupid: It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't true - November 27, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: You have to know you're in Portland when.... - November 27, 2011
The sad reality of your time management skills - November 27, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 26, 2011
Greetings from Portland! Wish you were here!! - November 26, 2011
The new and improved 1st Amendment: Guaranteed freedom of (Conservative) speech - November 26, 2011
If God had meant for you to have access to health care, you'd have been born wealthy - November 26, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 26, 2011
Democracy can be messy...especially if you're an oligarch worried about your life of privilege - November 26, 2011
1st Amendment rights: available only to those who will be spending money on Black Friday - November 25, 2011
Stand back; Hell is about to freeze over.... - November 25, 2011
So...what were you before 1955?? - November 25, 2011
There's no wrong way to do the right thing - November 25, 2011
A communique from the front lines of the war on vegetables - November 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 24, 2011
Happy Spanksgiving! - November 24, 2011
Thanksgiving first, THEN Christmas. Capice?? - November 24, 2011
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.... - November 24, 2011
Bill Maher on today's oxymoron: "GOP Compassion" (Or, "You say 'commie' like it's a bad thing") - November 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 23, 2011
Better to be thought a liar than to be Mitt Romney and remove any lingering doubt - November 23, 2011
A scene from Occupy Abbey Road - November 23, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to hit "ENTER" and remove any lingering doubt - November 23, 2011
(Not exactly) From the IKEA Christmas catalog.... - November 23, 2011
Enough with Presidential lip service; how about taking some concrete action? - November 22, 2011
Right; just a collection of hippie Liberals who should take a bath and get a job - November 22, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Who knew the "Flavor of the Month" could be so foul and unpalatable? - November 22, 2011
Beneath the $1500 suit of a Conservative.... - November 22, 2011
When you're poll numbers rank up there with athlete's foot and pizza farts, it's time to go - November 22, 2011
Memo to Portland Police Bureau: You see, you don't have to be the enemy - November 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 21, 2011
Always wash cats in cold water with like colors. Line dry. Do not iron. - November 21, 2011
Just another cold, damp, grey day in (something resembling) Paradise - November 21, 2011
Protecting and serving whom?? - November 21, 2011
Paging Orval Faubus...or, Can you get to Kent State from here? - November 21, 2011
Memo to the Far Right: You have no credible argument, and you don't get to make stuff up - November 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 20, 2011
Sunday in the park at UC-Davis - November 20, 2011
Arguing on the Internet: ALWAYS a guaranteed good time...just not here - November 20, 2011
"Newt Gingrich" (n.): Grifter, hypocrite, egomaniac with messiah complex - November 20, 2011
Today's fashion failure.... - November 20, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 20, 2011
Democracy or oligarchy: What's it going to be? - November 19, 2011
Today's coffee-spew moment: refilling your medication might be a good idea - November 19, 2011
It's easy to control reproductive rights when it's not your body being controlled - November 19, 2011
The new GOP 2012 slogans: "Amerika Über Alles" and "I got mine. You can get your own." - November 19, 2011
On the road to democracy in Wisconsin: Does this ass make my car look big? - November 19, 2011
Memo to Dennis Miller: Have you forgotten that Christians can be terrorists? - November 18, 2011
Michele Bachmann to Planet Earth: I r seryus canidate...rlly - November 18, 2011
Happy Casual Sex Friday: Bacon makes EVERYTHING better - November 18, 2011
America: Land of the brave, home of those scared of anyone and anything different - November 18, 2011
You can't change the past, you can't know the future, but today.... - November 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 18, 2011
Creationism 101 with Prof. Lewis Black - November 17, 2011
Time to announce the MVP of Occupy Wall Street: Mayor Michael Bloomberg - November 17, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Time to be honest about the control the oligarchy has over us - November 17, 2011
The latest communiques from my Nigerian relatives - November 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 17, 2011
And because it's Thursday, the Portland Timbers bring you the MLS Goal of the Year - November 16, 2011
The times, they are a changin'.... - November 16, 2011
The GOP: The party of pain, punishment, misery, and death - November 16, 2011
Memo to Scott Walker: Time to learn that karma can be a real...well, it rhymes with "rich" - November 16, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 16, 2011
Lewis Black on why America is no longer #1 - November 15, 2011
And today's dirty little secret is.... - November 15, 2011
Elizabeth Warren: By the time Karl Rove is done with her, she'll be a dope-smoking Lesbian Socialist - November 15, 2011
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here - November 15, 2011
What if a basketball season was cancelled and no one noticed (or cared)? - November 15, 2011
Congress: a place where the rules you and I are bound by don't necessarily apply - November 15, 2011
Our business is war...and business is very, VERY good - November 14, 2011
The best (and shortest) commentary you'll hear on the Penn State scandal - November 14, 2011
If we have exactly the quality of leadership we deserve, we're completely hosed - November 14, 2011
One man's corruption and venality is another's business deal - November 14, 2011
Greetings from the dawn of the Age of the Servant Economy - November 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 13, 2011
When the truth is not your friend...well, there's always the Big Lie - November 13, 2011
If this is what's to be done in Jesus' name, then I'm a proud non-Christian - November 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 13, 2011
No, "Mitt Romney" isn't an anagram for "lying hypocrite"...but it probably should be - November 12, 2011
Today's example of (not exactly) Conservative Christian tolerance - November 12, 2011
Lewis Black on why Republicans and Democrats working together is a recipe for disaster - November 12, 2011
You don't have to be huge; you just have to be willing to use your voice - November 12, 2011
Happy Caturday: On today's episode of "The Purring Dead".... - November 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 11, 2011
And we all know that karma can be a real...well, it rhymes with "rich" - November 11, 2011
The Portland version of an ultimatum - November 11, 2011
Memo to Republicans: Stay classy, y'all! - November 11, 2011
Balancing the budget: So easy a Caveman could do it - November 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 11, 2011
What? You think it's easy being batsh-t crazy?? - November 10, 2011
Joe Paterno: The journey from football coaching god to pariah in the glare of a news cycle - November 10, 2011
The Seven Values of Wall Street: Any resemblance to the Seven Deadly Sins is purely intentional - November 10, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and Conservatives learning lessons - November 10, 2011
Harrassmint? Can I get that with sprinkles and chocolate sauce?? - November 10, 2011
Man, I had NO idea Satan was on the ballot in Mississippi - November 10, 2011
If one is racism, both are. If one isn't racism, both aren't. Which is it? - November 9, 2011
Time for a little light housekeeping - November 9, 2011
A good reason to check your kid's homework - November 9, 2011
Big Tobacco 1, Public Health 0 - November 9, 2011
Panem et circenses: Herman Cain and corrupt Conservative activists as performance artists - November 9, 2011
Football vs. edumication: A case of backasswards priorities - November 9, 2011
Land of the "free", home of the wealthy White Conservative Christian males - November 9, 2011
Free speech and assembly: a Constitutionally-guaranteed right...unless you're a hippie in Oakland - November 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 9, 2011
Isn't it time the poor pitched in and did their part? - November 8, 2011
It's Election Day: Vote early and often - November 8, 2011
Herman Cain: Presidential campaign politics as performance art. How else can you explain it? - November 8, 2011
There's no wrong way to do the right thing, but there's certainly an inefficient way - November 8, 2011
The GOP: All about "Jobs! Jobs! Jobs!"...unless they can get away with being dicks - November 8, 2011
Being a Republican means being able to give free reign to your hatred and prejudice - November 8, 2011
Happy Movember!! - November 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 7, 2011
So...this is what God told Michele Bachmann to do? - November 7, 2011
And now for something completely different.... - November 7, 2011
Now what? We have a movement, we have history and momentum on our side. Where do we go now? - November 7, 2011
Republicans to America: You're welcome - November 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 7, 2011
A message for Erick Erickson: Smug self-superiority only makes you look like a dick - November 6, 2011
Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards Man...especially if you're hungry - November 6, 2011
My kid and my money go to Alabama, and...wait a minute... - November 6, 2011
Looks like someone was taking his Neighborhood Watch duties a wee bit too seriously - November 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 6, 2011
A very good reason to be a Mac - November 5, 2011
Happy Caturday: Schrödinger's Cat edition - November 5, 2011
Happy Bank Transfer Day: Money talks; B.S. walks - November 5, 2011
The GOP 2012 field: It's so much easier to understand when you break it down scientifically - November 5, 2011
If the Family Research Council is all about "family", then I'm the Queen of England - November 5, 2011
Reports of the death of irony were evidently premature (#2) - November 5, 2011
Celebrate Movember; unleash your inner porn star for a good cause! - November 5, 2011
The 1% displays their (lack of) class and (lack of) respect for their fellow Americans - November 4, 2011
Are you doing everything you can to protect your children from...hot dog addiction?? - November 4, 2011
Some of us love and cherish our children. Some of us just have an odd and violent way of showing it.... - November 4, 2011
What if we created a better world for no real reason?? - November 4, 2011
Religion should not be a smokescreen for child abuse and murder - November 4, 2011
How about we place the blame where it belongs? - November 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 3, 2011
Home of the Brave. Land of the Free. Well, one out of two ain't bad...right?? - November 3, 2011
The WWJD Word of the Day: "Hypocrisy" - November 3, 2011
Vote Republican: The well-being of the oligarchy depends on your obedience and acquiescence - November 3, 2011
Suddenly, Christmas in July doesn't seem so far-fetched - November 3, 2011
We have a wiener.... - November 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 2, 2011
The movement is spreading - November 2, 2011
I would never belong to a club that would have me as member...which is why I'll never run for office - November 2, 2011
Being indignant is not a crime...today, it's a duty - November 2, 2011
This just in: Steve Jobs is still dead...but his grip on reality lives on - November 2, 2011
Communication: always a good thing in relationships - November 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - November 1, 2011
Kim Kardashian: proof that gay marriage is a dire threat to the institution of marriage - November 1, 2011
No more room in Hell: When the rich fight back, you know they're scared - November 1, 2011
When America suffers a Category Five HermanCain, America looks to Stephen Colbert - November 1, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: At first I thought it was stoopid...then I realized it was Texas - November 1, 2011
The sky is falling...except when it's not - November 1, 2011
America: Is a President with no convictions the best we do?