I’m going to be celebrating Movember vicariously, as a certain someone’s delicate skin is not up to the day to day grind (no pun intended) of facial hair. Yeah, you know it’s love when you willingly go clean-shaven long-term for the first time since the reign of Bush the Elder…but I digress. I can claim I did it for a good cause (and I suppose I did), but it’s not one that has any benefit for anyone but myself (and a certain someone’s face).
You, however, can make a difference…and for reasons far less self-absorbed and self-involved than mine. So learn about the goals of Movember, and then make a donation to support men’s health. You don’t even really have to shed or alter your hirsute identity unless you choose to…but when else will you have license to look like a ’70s porn star by the end of the month??
Remember, ladies; always have a designated driver when taking mustache rides this holiday season. The life you save may be your own.
