Romney’s Mormonism To Be A Bigger Issue In The General Election, Say Evangelicals. MY Jesus is better than YOUR Jesus….
The Median Net Worth Of A Member Of Congress Is Five Times Higher Than The Median American Household. Recession? WHAT recession??
Justin Bieber hit with paternity lawsuit: report. I…DID…NOT…HAVE…SEX…WITH…THAT…WOMAN….
Ann Coulter Defends Her Claim That ‘Conservative Blacks Are Better Than Liberal Blacks’. When exposed as a bigot and racist, it’s ALWAYS a good strategy to double down on TEH STOOPID.
Miss Virginia USA Lashes Out At Gay Roommate With Homophobic Slurs. Evidently, she’s getting PR tips from a former Miss South Carolina.
The $16 Muffin That Wasn’t. Memo to Bill O’Reilly and the rest of the Conservative rage-o-sphere: get your facts straight before engaging in your faux paroxysms of righteous indignation, ‘kay??
Iowa GOP Candidate ‘Troubled’ By Scholarships For Gays. Because, as any REAL American knows, homosexuals are unworthy and undeserving of the same educational opportunities that heterosexuals enjoy. Only when homosexuals accept their rightful place as second class citizens will America truly be safe from the evil, anti-American, and anti-Christian Gay Agenda.
LaHood: GOP Doesn’t Care About Jobs. Why would any Republican care about anything Ray LaHood thinks? In their eyes, he’s a traitor.
Elaborate Anonymous Sting Snags 190 Kiddie Porn Fans. Privacy on the Internet? Yeah, right….
Senators Introduce Constitutional Amendment To Overturn Citizens United. Republicans will squawk, of course- they’re the self-appointed protectors of their primry source of money- but corporations shouldn’t be considered people until Texas executes one.
Donald Trump Levels Grave Charges At Jon Stewart. You may think that Donald Trump is a very smart man…but he believes and says some really, truly, unbelievably stupid things.
The Islamists Are Going After Fake Newspapers Now. Q: What do the American Christian Taliban and Islamofascists have in common? A: A complete absence of anything even faintly resembling a sense of humor.
Covering Their Tracks: Firm Linked To Ponzi Scheme Erases Tagg Romney From Website. Because the greedy and evil protect their own.
Perry Calls His Flat Tax Proposal ‘Bold Reform’. Rule #1: if you have to call something “bold” in order to get people to believe it, it probably isn’t.
Personhood USA Confirms That Mississippi Abortion Ban Would Outlaw Birth Control Pills. So…how’s that “small government” thing working out for you?
Why Conservatives Forgive Sex Scandals. Because being a Republican means never having to say you’re sorry…or worry about being held accountable. Besides, Conservatives reflexively assume the woman is lying and just trying to make money.