Irate Taco Bell customer firebombs restaurant over lack of meat in Chalupas. Man, if the biggest problem you have is not enough meat in your chalupas…I know about 7 billion people who would love to trade places with you.
Herman Cain calls Jesus ‘the perfect conservative’. ‘Cuz everyone knows Jesus’ Dad’s a Republican, right?
Can Coffee Save Your Life?. Possibly…and not just because it may keep me from killing you in the morning. ;-)
How the Patriot Act stripped me of my free-speech rights. Nice commentary on the state of our democracy, eh?
TERRY JONES ANNOUNCES CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT, VOWS TO ‘DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS’. It’s What Jesus Would Do.
Mitch McConnell on the GOP Golden Rule: bailouts for the wealthy, bootstraps for the rest of us. They get the gold mine, we get the…well, you get the idea.
Has the fountain of youth been found?. Hey, we all get dragged out feet-first eventually. Just not today.
10 Reasons Bank of America Is the Most Hated Bank in America. What? “Greedy Bastards” isn’t descriptive enough for you?
Wealthy Corporations with a Trillion Dollars Stashed Offshore Lobby for ‘Holiday” from US Taxes. If this isn’t the very definition of “greedy” and “immoral”, I don’t know what would be.
SUPPORT FOR MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION REACHES HISTORIC HIGH. Dude…could you pass the Doritos, man? I’m starving!
Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann Kowtowing to Christian Extremists — What Kind of America Do These Radicals Want?. Hmm…do the words “Dominionist Theocracy” mean anything to you?
Rotten Fruit and Hot Pots: The Secret Techniques of Cellblock Cuisine. You should be on your knees right now thanking your significant other for their (So what if they’re limited?) culinary skills.
Senators in Tense Backroom Negotiations over College Football Schedules. Evidently, having solved all other pressing problems facing America….
MODERN FAMILY. Does the traditional nuclear family have to be the one and only acceptable definition of “family”? Is society ready, willing, and able to accept alternate forms of family dynamics? Or will the puritan ethic once again reign supreme?
One Man’s Quest to Tweet Every Word in the English Language. You have to know that you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
Lohan’s Path to Playboy. Her path to Playboy is about one thing and one thing only: Money. And lots of it.
Tebowing Is the New-New-New-New Planking. Proof positive that the Apocalypse is nigh. Truly.
Justin Bieber Orders Imprisonment of U.S. Senator. Who knew that a 16-year-old Canadian could wield that much power?
