November 11, 2011 5:15 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Girl, 6, allegedly videotaped mom having group sex. Today’s nominee for (not exactly) Mother Of The Year.

If Abortion is Murder, Then Blowjobs are Cannibalism. Uh…not even I can follow the logic behind that statement….

Michele Bachmann Calls On Us To Solve The ‘Puzzle’ of Her Twisted Mind. Ah, Grasshopper; what is the sound of no hands clapping?

Islamophobic Texas Gun Instructor: All Muslims Have ‘Sworn The Annihilation Of The United States’. If anyone could be considered an expert on Islam and the unqualified evil The Religion of Peace © stands for, it’s a redneck gun safety instructor from Texas.

Important Newz Regarding First Amendment Rights And Truck Nutz. Hey, it’s South Carolina; OF COURSE you’re going to get ticketed for having Truck Nutz on your trailer hitch.

‘GOP sabotages economy’ meme, now with bumper sticker. It wouldn’t hurt if it wasn’t true.

Graverobber Kept 29 Mummified Women ‘As Life-Sized Dolls’. Everybody needs a hobby….

Mormon Watch List - People Who Look Christian, But Aren’t. Because you can never be too careful. If you’re not sure, just hand them a cup of coffee and see what happens.

Report: America Even Better At Making Its People Poor Than It Thought. Yay!! We’re #1!!!

How To Gay-Proof Your Home. Things you need to know in order to keep your children from catching “The Gay.”

POLL: 62 PERCENT SAY IRAQ WAR WASN’T WORTH FIGHTING. Nice…but don’t you think that the American Sheeple came to this realization about 10 years and almost 5000 dead American soldiers too late?

51 Christian Friendly Words for Vagina. I’d settle for some on-the-job tutoring, knowhutimean??

Anti-Choicers Still Just Want to Control Women’s Sex Lives. Only when women acquiesce and accept their role as sperm receptacles and the property of men will America truly be safe.

What Liberal Women Can Learn From Andrea Tantaros. Uh…that Liberal non-Christians are loathsome excuses for human beings worthy only of our scorn and derision?

Here Is Cranky Sarah Palin In A Muu-Muu Yelling At Olds. Yawn…weren’t her 15 minutes up about two and a half years ago?

Guns in Church? A Wisconsin Pastor Begs Congregants Not to Pack Heat on Sunday Morning After Concealed Carry Law Passes. Well, Padre, you just never know when an Islamofascist terrorist is going to mosey on into the House of the Lord with bad intentions, knowhutimean??

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