Berlusconi Steps Down; Will Run National Restaurant Association. Evidently, it’s his dream job.
Herman Cain’s Guide To Workplace Etiquette. Rule #1: Don’t sweat the petty things. Rule #2: Don’t pet the sweaty things.
Thirty companies paid no income tax 2008-2010: report. This is EXACTLY why we need to tax the poor.
Sex Scandal Might be First Sign Cain is Qualified to Be Politician. Only the Hermanator could make a sex scandal seem Presidential.
World’s Worst Idea: Porn on Planes. Well, let’s hope that the Kleenex and privacy screens are provided gratis. The last thing travelers need is yet another fee.
MISSISSIPPI GOP GOV. NOMINEE TELLS RAPE VICTIM ‘SATAN WINS’ IF PERSONHOOD AMENDMENT FAILS. Only when women recognize and acquiesce to the reality that their rightful role is that of sperm receptacle and their rightful place is as the property of men will America truly be safe from The Gay Agenda.
10 Things Besides Zygotes That Should Also Be Declared ‘Persons’. Hmm…by any chance are Diet Coke and Peanut M&Ms on the list??
Charlie Hebdo front cover depicts Muslim man kissing cartoonist. Yeah, what could POSSIBLY go wrong??
Greece Offers to Repay Bailout with Giant Horse. Hmm…what could possibly go wrong??
Robo Calls Suggest Iowa Democratic Candidate ‘Endorses Homosexual Sex Acts’. Well, sure; they could say that I support ritually sacrificing virgins on the skating rink at Rockefeller Center, but that doesn’t make it true.
Some politicians learn what it’s like to live on food stamps alone. Wouldn’t it be nice to see Eric Cantor, Lindsey Graham, and Jon Kyl try to survive on food stamps?
Straight Rugby Player Suffers Stroke, Wakes Up a Flaming Homosexual. YAY!! Another FABULOUS victory for The Gay Agenda!!
BIG BANKS ARE PROFITING FROM PUBLIC PROGRAMS LIKE FOOD STAMPS AND UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS. Remember, they’re not “poor.” They’re “target markets.”
Supreme Court Justices Aghast at Notion That Laws Apply to Them. When you’re the closest thing this country has to a star chamber, I’d imagine it would be easy to think yourself above the law.
Major Romney Donors Help Enrich Romney Family Through Joint Financial Relationships. It’s how the rich get rich and stay rich.
Perry ‘Would Be Comfortable’ With Reinstating Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Because only when Teh Gayz accept their rightful role as second-class citizens worthy only of our scorn and derision will America truly be safe from the scourge of The Evil Big Gay Agenda,
