November 18, 2011 7:10 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Dear Republican Party. We’re just not that into you anymore. Love, America.

Herman Cain’s Islamophobia Re-Emerges, Claims ‘A Majority Of Muslims Share The Extremist Views’. Actually, Herman Cain makes a lot more sense if you think of him in terms of performance art.

Bill O’Reilly: ‘Killing Lincoln’ Controversy Being Stirred Up By ‘Enemies’. Well, it is easier than admitting to the reality that your book is a factually-challenged work of fiction designed to fit a pre-determined narrative.

Occupy Portland Addresses Nation-Wide Crackdowns: ‘Our Fight Is Not With You, But Rather With Banks’. Too bad the banks don’t give a damn.

Facebook Is Investigating the Huge Cocks Spamming Your Newsfeed. Welcome to The Great Porn Flood of 2011.

Ohio Voters Have Nearly Enough Signatures To Block Gov. Kasich’s Anti-Voter Law. Speaking of “We want out country back!!”….

Rick Perry’s Good Government Plan: Throw the Bums in Jail!. Coming soon to a Right-wing potentate near you: debtor’s prisons!!

Allies Accuse James O’Keefe of ‘Hit Job’ in Undercover NPR Sting. When your ideological fellow travelers are questioning your methods and your integrity, it might just be time to take a good, long look at yourself and what you’re doing.

Mitt Romney May Consider Privatizing The Veterans Health Care System. Romney To Veterans: Go To Hell.

Herman Cain Actually Asked Henry Kissinger to Be His Secretary of State. Actually, Herman Cain makes a lot more sense if you think of him in terms of performance art.

Bob Costas On Jerry Sandusky Interview: ‘Very Strange’. Sandusky may well be guilty as Hell, but his lawyer should be disbarred for dereliction of duty in allowing his client to be interviewed.

Months Before Total Confusion On Libya, Herman Cain Was Totally Sure Obama Was Wrong. Actually, Herman Cain makes a lot more sense if you think of him in terms of performance art.

Worst Harvard-Yale Merchandise Ever: ‘We Are the 6%’. Smug arrogance and snobbish, elitist humor: still not funny.

Michael Tomasky on Newt Gingrich’s Momentary Explosion of GOP Support. If Newt Gingrich is the best the GOP has to offer, we’re well and truly screwed.

To Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die. Hey, it worked for Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Amy Winehouse.

Tennessee Gov. Bill Haslam Refuses to Denounce State Rep’s Anti-Muslim Remarks. How can you be expected to denounce something everyone knows that you wholeheartedly agree with?

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