Startled Deer Becomes New Republican Frontrunner. Uh, yeah…something about being caught in the headlights…and no, we’re not talking about Jon Huntsman.
Rick Perry: Obama Never Had To Work For Anything. Despite what y’all may be thinking, being a Republican does NOT give you license to make up insults about Barack Obama out of whole cloth.
Fox News Commenters Spew Racial Slurs at President Obama (Again)). Remember, when a Conservative does it, it’s speaking truth to power. When a Liberal does it, it’s the worst sort of demeaning racist trash imaginable. This is Obama Derangement Syndrome at its worst.
Robertson Says Obama Has A Muslim “Inclination”. This makes sense if you consider that Robertson has an idiot “inclination.”
On ‘Day of Action,’ White House Wants You To Buy Their Beer Koozies. Because no seasoned protester would dream of letting their beer get warm.
Fischer: Rush Limbaugh Has Been “Intimidated” And “Compromised” By The Homosexual Lobby. What…someone has some incriminating video footage? Ugh; my stomach turns at the mere thought of it….
Bachmann: Of Course I Won’t Agree To Be Waterboarded!. That’s only for Liberals, non-Christians, and Islamofascist terrorists.
Herman Cain Back to Hating Muslims. When did he ever stop??
Eagle Forum Derides Penn State “Witch-Hunt”. Because why shouldn’t a hard-working football coach be able to unwind by buggering a 10-year-old boy in the shower? What do these cretins not understand about child sexual abuse?
Texas College GOP Leader ‘Jokes’ About Obama Assassination, Wingnut Blogs Silent. Remember, when a Conservative does it, it’s just a healthy discussion concerning regime change. When a Liberal does it, it’s the worst sort of treasonous incitement to violence imaginable.
Fox News Names White House Shooting Suspect ‘Occupy Shooter’. Right, just another Liberal long-hair looking to burn America down.
Farah Blames Penn State Scandal On Growing Acceptance Of Homosexuality. How is it that Social Conservatives can blame sexually predatory behavior on Teh Gayz, when it can be easily and quickly proven that the majority of sexual predators are heterosexuals?
Attempted White House Assassin Referred To Obama As ‘Anti-Christ’ Yeah, that whole “Black man in the White House” is just way more than some folks can handle, eh?
Hilarious Campaign Ad Proves Obama Thinks America Is Lazy. If Rick Perry says it, it MUST be true.
Colbert: Newt’s Luxury Greek Cruise Was Really A Fact-Finding Mission. Why else would Newt Gingrich go to Greece?
Herman Cain Defends Theory That Presidents Are Supposed To Be Idiots. Hey, it worked for George W. Bush.