November 25, 2011 6:48 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

So, if pizza sauce is a vegetable… then the white stuff in the middle of an Oreo or Twinkie should count as dairy, right?

  • Chris Pirillo

‘Anti-Establishment’ Tea Party Reps Rake In Millions From GOP Special Interest Groups. Sorry, but you’re self-interested hypocrisy is showing. Old habits die hard, eh??

Peter Nadas’ New Novel Contains a 200-Page Sex Scene. Two words, y’all: friction burns.

NUMBER OF U.S. CHILDREN LIVING IN POVERTY INCREASED BY 1 MILLION LAST YEAR. We live in what many on the Right call the greatest and most powerful country in the world. So with all that chest-thumping, how is news like this so blithely ignored? This should be considered a national shame. Some of us DO consider it a national shame.

Tucker Max and Dov Charney, Together in a Single Book. Wow, what an epic conglomeration of douchebaggery amd misogyny.

How Texas’ War On Voting Will Undercut Legal Immigrants And People With Disabilities. Hey, if people were so worried about voting, they should have been born White.

Beating Babies in the Name of Jesus? The Shady World of Right-Wing ‘Discipline’ Guides. What? You think indoctrinating children is easy?? If they learn to think for themselves, how can we ensure that they will turn out to be reliably Republican, Socially Conservative Christians?

Newt Gingrich’s firm collected at least $37 million from health care industry. Damn; who knew that being an historian could pay so handsomely??

Despite His Name, Buzz Lightyear is Not a Sex Toy, Guys. The truly sad thing is that we even need to have this discussion.

Porn That Women Like: Why Does It Make Men So Uncomfortable?. Because we hate it when women decide they want to be in control. Our fantasies depend on that control.

John Boehner: War drawdown savings can’t go to job creation. Of course, because that would run the risk of handing President Obama a victory. Considering that the GOP’s Job One is ensuring that Obama is a one-term President, the good of the nation rightly takes a back seat. May there be a reserved parking space in Hell waiting for Boehner.

College Sexology Study Just Guy Paying Undergrads for Sex. Wow, isn’t this just about the oldest trick in the book?

Who Are the Koch Brothers?. You mean, besides being unspeakably evil and anti-democratic despots who think that their money should buy them a government that will do their bidding??

Arizona Supreme Court overturns Colleen Mathis’ ouster from redistricting commission. Memo to Gov. Jan Brewer: No, you don’t get to remake Arizona’s political landscape to your liking. Nor do you get to depose those who won’t do your bidding. Democracy is not the property of the Right wing.

Why There Are So Many Female Spies on Television. Uh, because they look really hot in tight black leather pants?

We Have A Mormon Senate Leader. Can We Have A Mormon President?. Uh, no…and not because he’s a Mormon. It’s because he’s Mitt Romney and he’s totally devoid of anything resembling core principles.

Rideau Canal huts go upscale, at $750,000 each. When I was a kid, we went skating on frozen ponds until our toes froze. Now, you can skate on the world’s longest ice rink in the lap of luxury. Nice.

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