Study Says Sex With Animals Can Lead To Penis Cancer: Zoophile Reacts. If you’re having sex with animals, I’d submit that penis cancer is without a doubt the least of your problems.
12 more of the most enjoyably effective protest signs at Occupy Wall Street. Sometimes, humor really IS the best medicine.
One-Percenter Newt Gingrich: ‘There’s No Such Thing In America As 99 Percent’. It’s easy when you don’t consider those not in your tax bracket to be real Americans.
Bachmann: ‘I Haven’t Had A Gaffe’. Other than the ones that have been captured and memorialized forever and ever on da Interwebs….
Calif. Teacher With Porn Sites Gets Put On Leave. I suppose there are a couple different ways of looking at this story. One, you really have to admire and promote her entrepreneurial spirit, knowhutimean? Two, if this is what teachers are having to do in order to make ends meet, y’all really need to start paying teachers more.
Syracuse Assistant Basketball Coach Bernie Fine Under Investigation For Molesting A Ball Boy. And so begins la deluge….
Fox News Calls Would-Be Obama Assassin ‘Occupy Shooter’ A Day After Authorities Found ‘No Connection’ To Protests. When you work for Fox Noise Channel, you get to make up your own truth.
South Park Is Already Doing Penn State Jokes. You had to know that it was just a matter of time, right??
Sex In Police Car: Tina Marie Arie And Howard Windham, Arrested On Drug Charges, Allegedly Engage In Sex Act In Patrol Car. I really want to know how she managed to undo his zipper enough to perform oral sex on him with her hands handcuffed behind her back. Honey? Doug Henning’s holding on line two for you….
How Delonte West’s Mental Illness Affected LeBron’s Final Year In Cleveland, And Why You Never Heard About It. Denial really IS more than a river in Egypt…that, and when millions of dollars are at stake, the truth can take a terrible beating.
Anti-Gay Iowa Leader Who Benefited From Gingrich’s Donations Forgives Speaker For Marriage Infidelities. Ah, so forgiveness does have a price?
Man Admits To Fraud In Erectile Pump Case. The mind fairly boggles at the possibility, doesn’t it?
Michigan Republicans Push ‘Fetal Remains’ Bill That Traumatizes Women Who Miscarry. Because sometimes you have to traumatize women to convince them that they’re really little more than sperm receptacles and the property of men.
AMAZING X-RAYS: The Strangest Objects Stuck Inside The Human Body (Even a Buzz Lightyear Doll). For people stupid enough to take “Stick it up your @$$….” as more than merely rhetorical.
Babies Not Having Babies Any More. Thanks to Bristol Palin, we’ve solved the problem of teen pregnancies!!
Experts Say Extreme Weather To Become The New Norm. Congratulations, y’all; consider this to be the moral equivalent of Rome burning while you fiddle.
