Black Friday Shoppers Step Over Man Who Lay Dying on the Floor. Because no true American patriot lets ANYTHING get between them and a good sale.
Georgia Business Declares New Company Policy: ‘We Are Not Hiring Until Obama Is Gone’. Obama Derangement Syndrome: With no known cure, those who suffer from it will only become progressively more ludicrous.
‘First class’ passenger from Utah allegedly viewed child porn during flight to Boston’s Logan Airport. So, what’s a pervert with time to kill supposed to do??
Miley Cyrus: I ‘Smoke Way Too Much F—ing Weed’. Because when you’re a celebrity, you’re never too young to have your very own Lindsey Lohan moment.
PL8R H8RS. Having solved all other pressing problems facing the state of Georgia, legislators are now heavily involved in ensuring that the silly notion of separation of Church and State is left to Liberals and losers.
Pakistani woman suspected of killing, cooking husband. Her first mistake was forgetting that it’s always better to use a slow-cooker.
Asked 7 Times To Explain Romney’s Immigration Plan, Adviser Concedes It’s To Make Immigrant Lives Unbearable. Hey, if they didn’t want to be hassled, they should have been born White.
Frosty the Snowman Arrested in Maryland. Evidently, this isn’t Frosty’s first run-in with the law.
Man With 15 Kids by 13 Different Women Isn’t Done Making Babies Yet. Man, the child support payments must be EPIC.
After Court Rejects Discriminatory Redistricting Plan, New Texas Map Creates Four Additional Minority-Friendly Districts. Memo to Texas Republicans: You really DON’T get to remake the democratic process in your own image and to your advantage.
Black Leaders Get Closeup View of Alabama’s New Jim Crow. Memo to Alabama: Those who do not know history are condemned to…oh, never mind….
Deadly Man-Made Flu Won’t Kill Everyone Unless It Escapes From the Lab. What could possibly go wrong??
The Sex Addiction Epidemic. A legitimate diagnosis? Or just another name for looking for validation in all the wrong places?
Anthony Weiner’s New Moustache Not Making Him Any Less Creepy. Hey, it’s still Movember, remember?
After Nearly 9 Years of War, Too Many Widows. And Michele Bachmann thinks Iraq should be reimbursing the U.S. for the war? We created 86,000 Iraqi widows; how can anyone with even the barest shred of humanity not think that WE should be paying THEM?
Pepper-spraying Black Friday Shopper Turns Herself In. If you’re reduced to pepper-spraying your fellow shoppers at a WalMart in order to ensure that you get the sale items you came for…well, you’re one sick %#$@.
