December 2011 Archives
- December 31, 2011
I wonder how much 200 foreskins is worth when you factor in inflation? - December 31, 2011
Happy Caturday: Footwear edition - December 31, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 31, 2011
Man, is it becoming harder to be a patriot these days, or what?? - December 30, 2011
You have to know the Apocalypse is nigh when Swedes are smuggling butter into Norway - December 30, 2011
That's the great thing about high unemployment: workers are now disposable commodities - December 30, 2011
Sure, she's qualified for the job...but is she hot?? - December 30, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 30, 2011
Michele Bachmann 2012: The campaign's new official portrait - December 29, 2011
Grief is the price we pay for love, #3 - December 29, 2011
Hey, we got lemons. We're making lemonade, knowhutimean?? - December 29, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment": If Shawn Kemp is your hero, you're going to LOVE this story.... - December 29, 2011
Can you count to five? Spell "cat"? Good deal; you're qualified to work for Fox Noise Channel - December 29, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 28, 2011
Grief is the price we pay for love, #2 - December 27, 2011
Grief is the price we pay for love - December 26, 2011
The most disturbing video of a naked Kim Jong-il waving a North Korean flag you'll see...probably forever - December 26, 2011
Better to be thought a moron than to be Jules Manson and...oh, never mind.... - December 26, 2011
Ricky Perry 2012: Republican, Conservative, Christian, and TOTALLY Not Gay - December 26, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 26, 2011
On, Wisconsin! Scott Walker's days are numbered. - December 25, 2011
Merry Christmas from the fam-i-lee!! (apologies to Robert Earl Keen) - December 25, 2011
Dear Jewish people: Thank you! Love, Chinese restaurant owners - December 25, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 25, 2011
A very Maury Christmas to WWJD readers all over the world - December 24, 2011
A last-minute gift guide for Republicans - December 24, 2011
Today on Right-wing Theater: "How The Gingrich Stole Christmas" - December 24, 2011
Democracy in Wisconsin: What about the poor, impressionable children?? - December 24, 2011
Merry Newt-mas! Clean your toilet?? - December 24, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 24, 2011
Merry Freakin' Christmas.... - December 23, 2011
You know the world has changed when Santa's bringing the firepower - December 23, 2011
A WWJD public service for those of you struggling with last-minute Christmas shopping - December 23, 2011
Jingo Bells...Jingo Bells...Jingo All The Way...Oh, What Fun It Is...ah, fuhgeddaboudit.... - December 23, 2011
Republican (n.): inept, corrupt, posturing ideologues wholly owned by the very wealthy - December 23, 2011
I wonder if they celebrate Christmas in Hell? - December 23, 2011
A Christmas tale designed to scar your children for life - December 22, 2011
Happy Winter Solstice to my fellow Seasonal Affective Disorder sufferers!! - December 22, 2011
Someday, this will no longer be seen as newsworthy - December 22, 2011
Today's dispatch from the front lines of the War on Christmas - December 22, 2011
The only science Conservatives will get behind - December 22, 2011
You mean Christmas really ISN'T all about gimme, gimme, gimme?? - December 22, 2011
This week, Caturday comes early - December 22, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 21, 2011
Because nothing says "Merry Christmas!" like superior firepower - December 21, 2011
Today on the State Funeral Channel.... - December 21, 2011
If you're wondering why your present is late this year.... - December 21, 2011
If you're wondering why I hate the Green Bay Packers, this should give you an idea - December 21, 2011
Merry Freakin' Christmas.... - December 21, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 20, 2011
Maybe it really IS time to bring the troops home - December 20, 2011
Vaclav Havel: The leader Kim Jong-il could never have been - December 20, 2011
A monkey washing dishes...or, more accurately, the Republican Jobs Plan - December 20, 2011
So freedom of speech doesn't apply to reflexive, meaningless gestures? - December 20, 2011
So how much does Fox Noise Channel hate Mitt Romney? This much.... - December 20, 2011
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because screwing and dishonesty come naturally - December 19, 2011
Sometimes I miss my goatee.... - December 19, 2011
The last vehicle departs a war we shouldn't have been fighting in the first place - December 19, 2011
Newt Gingrich: But he'd be such a nice Benevolent Dictator - December 19, 2011
Barney Frank 1, George Will 0...and it wasn't even that close - December 19, 2011
Wealth redistribution: The Pope's for it; how 'bout the Catholic Church leads the way? - December 19, 2011
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...reindeer that can't fly - December 19, 2011
If you believe in it, it's apostasy; if I believe in it, it's The One True Religion - December 18, 2011
Today's exercise in perspective: One's person's boring is another's well-deserved celebration - December 18, 2011
The reason Newt Gingrich will never campaign at Disneyland - December 18, 2011
Better to be thought a fool than to be Allen West and remove any lingering doubt - December 18, 2011
Memo to Republicans: If Newt Gingrich is the best you can do, you're well and truly hosed - December 18, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 17, 2011
A shortcut to my neighborhood Starbucks - December 17, 2011
How is giving up coffee or French Fries supposed to hasten the end of abortion? - December 17, 2011
So what did happen to Omar?? - December 17, 2011
Having solved all other pressing problems, Fox News is reduced to making stuff up - December 17, 2011
Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer - December 17, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 16, 2011
My new Twitter hero - December 16, 2011
Now do you believe that Republicans care only for their narrow, hate-driven agenda? - December 16, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Incest- the game the entire family can play...at pep rallies - December 16, 2011
Moscow 1928 - December 16, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 16, 2011
Are rats more empathetic than Republicans? Here comes the science.... - December 15, 2011
Who knew one little kidney could accomplish so much? - December 15, 2011
Facebook's "Report Suicidal Content": Who says the Internet is a vast time-suck?? - December 15, 2011
Something not on my Christmas list: the 2012 Naked Archaeologist calendar - December 15, 2011
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus weeps into his Dos Equis.... - December 15, 2011
Newt 2012: Oh, pleasepleaseplease.... - December 14, 2011
Look up "intellectual" in the Republican Dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Rick Perry - December 14, 2011
We inform, you...oh, never mind.... - December 14, 2011
Today, on "People Unclear On The Concept" - December 14, 2011
Today's oxymoron: "Principled Tea Party Republican" - December 14, 2011
He who controls the flow of information controls the minds of the American Sheeple - December 14, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 14, 2011
Rick Perry: Strong, bad lip reading - December 13, 2011
Real heroes don't wear cleats - December 13, 2011
When in Seoul...yeah, don't order this - December 13, 2011
Won't you help the poor, suffering Norwegian children?? - December 13, 2011
Five golden rings, four calling birds, three...oh, never mind - December 13, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 13, 2011
Greetings from Occupy Moscow - December 12, 2011
Memo to Lindsay Graham: Would it be too much too expect you to know what you're talking about? - December 12, 2011
Rick Perry: And you thought it was easy hating Gays - December 12, 2011
Today's dose of 9.11-related perspective - December 12, 2011
And you wonder why I don't miss Texas.... - December 12, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us: Newt Gingrich edition - December 11, 2011
I'm either a bit late or way early for Caturday - December 11, 2011
If Gretchen Carlson says there's a War on Christmas...well, grab your pitchforks and crucifixes, y'all!! - December 11, 2011
Another dispatch from our frightened, sheep-like Republic - December 11, 2011
No, it's not fair, but Republicans can thank Kenneth Starr - December 11, 2011
So you're wondering how Fox News Channel makes you stupid? Behold the master at work. - December 11, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 10, 2011
Herman Cain: The time to kick the body is when it's still warm, knowhutimean?? - December 10, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Korea to US- "9/11?? Fuhgeddaboudit!!!" - December 10, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Renaissance man, messiah, and beach volleyball aficionado - December 10, 2011
Today in sports.... - December 10, 2011
Well, that would explain the new hood ornament on your Lexus - December 10, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 9, 2011
Mitt Romney explained.... - December 9, 2011
One person's "crazy" is another's "eccentric" is another's "diabolically evil" - December 9, 2011
Nigella Lawson food porn: The Caramel Bukkake edition - December 9, 2011
Rick Perry 2012: If You Ain't Got Jesus, You Ain't [expletive deleted] - December 9, 2011
Memo to Cardinals fans: It's a business, remember? - December 9, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 9, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Having resolved all other issues, they're now arguing over...mittens - December 8, 2011
Yet another place you can find me.... - December 8, 2011
The GOP 2012: Being your own worst enemy means pulling the trigger as you stare down the barrel - December 8, 2011
Something you never, EVER want to see Jesus on - December 8, 2011
Memo to Conservatives: Demonizing an idea whose time has come doesn't invalidate that idea - December 8, 2011
So...you want to buy yourself an election? - December 8, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 7, 2011
#45 in a continuing series: Things we wish were real...but aren't - December 7, 2011
It's the only system we have, so get over your whiny selves...like Adam Carolla did, right? - December 7, 2011
You have to admit that this is better than the lame excuse the real Herman Cain fed us - December 7, 2011
"When I'm President, I'll end Obama's war on our ability to hate Gays, non-Christians, Liberals, and...." - December 7, 2011
Rick Perry: If you have to ask, you can't afford him - December 7, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 6, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Child labor is what made this country great...and it can again - December 6, 2011
A little light housekeeping.... - December 6, 2011
What kind of world do you want? - December 6, 2011
It's not hard to win when you're the only adult in the field...assuming there's an adult in the field - December 6, 2011
Remember, it's ALL about small government - December 6, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 5, 2011
This just in: The NHL is now scheduling games in Hell - December 5, 2011
In the greatest and most powerful nation in the world, how is it that "hunger" can be part of our vocabulary? - December 5, 2011
A picture can be worth a thousand words: GOP Presidential candidate edition - December 5, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 5, 2011
Mama said I needed to eat more vegetables - December 4, 2011
It's called "Separation of Church and State" for a reason - December 4, 2011
Memo to the party of family values: Newt Gingrich? Really? Is hypocrisy no longer a burden? - December 4, 2011
Herman Cain: When performance art becomes theater of the absurd - December 4, 2011
When I become a benevolent dictator, my propaganda posters will look a lot like this - December 4, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 3, 2011
The official Herman Cain bra goggles: get 'em while you still can - December 3, 2011
Today's "WTF??" moment: Women for Herman Cain? Really?? - December 3, 2011
And this, kids, is why professional athletes aren't role models - December 3, 2011
American democracy: the best government corporate money can buy - December 3, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 2, 2011
Misplaced derision - December 2, 2011
Lies, damned lies, and virtually anything Newt Gingrich says - December 2, 2011
A Liberal guide to winning the debate on same-sex marriage - December 2, 2011
"We begin bombing Edinburgh in five minutes...." - December 2, 2011
Michele Bachmann: Addressing real issues that impact real people. Or not. - December 2, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - December 1, 2011
"What planet do you spend most of your time on?" - December 1, 2011
And now for a Herman Cain reality check.... - December 1, 2011
If you're a Democrats, it's immorality; if you're a Republican, it's private behavior - December 1, 2011
Alabama: When the say it's not about race.... - December 1, 2011
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us