OK, so you’ve no doubt noticed that today is Christmas Eve. I could have done this sooner, but don’t be blaming me for your overcooked procrastination….
With any luck…well, that’s what Fedex is for, right??
Do you find that you’re struggling to find a meaningful gift for that special Republican in your life? Well, if you jump on it, Katherine Haenschen at Burnt Orange Report has been kind enough to compile her Holiday Gift Guide for Republicans. If this isn’t a Christmas tradition, it should be.
Good luck; I hope you’ll find something that can be shipped overnight. Amazon might have a electronic copy of Newt Gingrich’s Ph.D. dissertation. Or perhaps you could make a donation to Barack Obama’s re-election campaign in the name of that special Right-wing someone. Nothing says “I love you” quite like that, eh?
If all else fails, how ‘bout starting an argument about Rick Perry’s alleged homosexuality? That’ll certainly deflect attention from your forgetting to get your Republican a gift.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Newt…er, night.
