“I am a single mom of three children and two have autism. I like what Mr Cain has to say. He the only one that wants to talk about the REAL issues. Im tired of all the side tracking of unimportant accusations by people from years and years ago. Today is what Im interested in. And the tomorrow of our country is what I want to be talked about. Im voting for Hermain Cain. Respectfully, Yvonne Settlemire “
“Mr. Cain (aka The Hermanator)—It’s very upsetting to witness your campaign and personal life subjected to this American ‘impact of reality television’. It’s pathetic and shameful women are so desperate for their five minutes of fame that they would position themselves against the greatest potential president Americans could be blessed enough to have. I am a proud supporter of you and you should never let these despondent attempts of sabotaging your campaign affect you. The caucus and primary system is entirely extra-constitutional thus has become an exhausting and vexing process, however you must stay strong!! You have so much to offer and America needs you! Please continue as hopeful and know that college age women will never stop supporting the Cain Train! 9-9-9 is perfection, let’s make it a reality.— Your steadfast supporter, Margaux [Melby] “
Just when you’d been thinking that the Liberal Media couldn’t become any more craven and bent on the personal destruction of one of the greatest performance artists Conservative politicians in American history, Cain one-ups…well, everyone. The candidate who’s been accused of inappropriate sexual behavior with three women and of having a 13-year-long sexual affair by another has gone on the offensive, unveiling “Women for Herman Cain.”. Evidently, reports of the death of irony were premature.
If you’re like me (cynical and prone to assuming the worst of Conservatives), you probably had to clean up the coffee you just spewed all over your laptop’s screen. The idea that so may women could so blithely ignore a candidate’s allegedly boorish behavior towards women is comical. The idea that so many women would considerable long-running infidelity to be a non-issue is laughable. What really amazed me is how many of the women featured on WfHC quote Scripture or otherwise invoke their Christian beliefs. Clearly, this would seem to indicate that many Christian women are highly selective in how they employ their beliefs and their morality (they’d undoubtedly crucify a Liberal for what they’re giving Cain a pass for)…or they’re just hypocrites.
As strange and weird as this all is, it speaks to what I’ve been saying for some time: Herman Cain can really only be understood if you view his campaign as performance art. Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense, eh? Lady Gaga has nothing on Herman Cain.
I, like many Liberals, are all atwitter, wondering what the “major announcement” that Cain has promised for today will be. I’m hoping the Hermanator will stay the course just for the sheer comic potential that he brings to the dance. Imagine how thoroughly boring things will be when or if Mitt Romney becomes the last Republican standing. Ugh.
Please, for the sake of all that’s good and holy: RUN, HERMAN, RUN!!!
