December 5, 2011 6:57 AM

This just in: The NHL is now scheduling games in Hell

It’s a truism you can set your watch by: if I’m agreeing with Rich Lowry on ANYTHING, you can rest assured that one of two things is taking place:

  1. The New York Rangers are playing the Montreal Canadiens at Tom DeLay Memorial Arena in Hell, or

  2. I’m in the midst of a killer flashback.

Never having dropped acid, I think we can safely rule out the flashback. I expect the Dark Lord to drop the puck around 7.35 tonight….

Seriously, though, I understand that current campaign law places few constraints on what Cain can do with his sizable pot of campaign donations. If the man had a shred of decency, though (and that point’s debatable), he’d endeavor to return the money to those who donated it to him. It’s not Herman Cain’s money; he needs to step up and do the right thing.

GIVE. IT. BACK.

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