World’s first sex school opens in Vienna. Let’s hope they have lab courses…LOTS of lab courses.
New Alabama Law Encourages Neighbors To Spy On And Report Suspected Undocumented Immigrants Next Door. Alabama: Like North Korea, only with better fried chicken and football.
Kentucky church bans interracial couples. Gratuitious, hateful racism: It’w What Jesus Would Do.
“Pin-ups for Ron Paul” use sexiness to spread libertarian gospel. Self-reliance. Prosperity. Freedom. And a great rack.
The Great Rhode Island ‘Holiday Tree’ Scandal. The War on Christmas…it has begun.
Scott Walker’s Huge Embarrassment Brought Back To Life. Ah…karma can be a real bitch, no?? Yes, it most assuredly can.
EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration. Still care to argue that the European Union has some value??
Bachmann: Teaching Only Evolution Is ‘Censorship’. Of course, to achieve a truly balanced Right-wing indoctrination edumication, you’d also have to teach Intelligent Design.
Even Governors Now Begging Feds to Chill Out About Weed. It would seem we have a few other more pressing issues to worry about, no?
The Dwindling Power of a College Degree. Remember when a college degree was viewed as a necessary step on the path to success? Yeah, those were the Good Ol’ Days, weren’t they?
Here’s Herman Cain’s Hilariously Stupid Facebook Foreign Policy Map. It’s true; Cain can really only be understood if you accept the premise that his campaign is performance art.
After Locking Out 1,300 Union Workers, Food Company CEO Compares Them To Cancerous Tumor. I know; it would be SO much easier to turn a profit if workers would stop insisting on being paid.
Eight Years Later, ESPN Reports What It Knows About The Claims Against Bernie Fine. See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. Report no evil.
Hanson is launching a brand of beer called ‘Mmmhop’. Truly, the Apocalypse is nigh….
Which Syracuse Basketball Players Had Sex With Laurie Fine?. Some of them? Most of them? And there might be a sex tape? Man, this just keeps getting weirder and sicker, doesn’t it?
Bizarre: New Mexico news station treats ‘Pedobear’ as real threat. Journalism: It’s not that hard to get the facts straight, knowhutimean??
