Top GOP Strategist Admits He’s ‘Scared’ Of Occupy Wall Street Because It’s ‘Having An Impact’. Yeah…ain’t democracy a bitch??
A Club of Liars, Demagogues and Ignoramuses. Or, as we like to call them, “The 2012 GOP Presidential Candidates.”
Pennsylvania school denies admission to thirteen-year old with HIV. Administrators were evidently concerned that other children would catch Teh Gay or Teh AIDS from toilet seats or door knobs.
Modern-Day Witch Hunt in Massachusetts Uncovers Teacher’s Gay Porn Past. Is there no potential for forgiveness anymore? For anything? And how is it that parents have no problems with holding teachers to standards to which they’d never dream of holding themselves?
My body can’t keep up with my boyfriend’s libido. Hmm…have you thought about a stunt double?
How Much Coffee Is Safe?. Why worry? I know I can quit any time I want to. I just choose not to. ;-)
APPLE RESPONDS TO SIRI CONTROVERSY, INSISTS MISLEADING ABORTION ANSWERS NOT INTENTIONAL. Memo to all you anti-choice zealots: Wipe that smug, self-satisfied victory grin off your faces. You’ve won nothing.
Good Riddance, Movember. Right; now for the love of all that’s good and holy, would you PLEASE shave the porn-star ‘stache??
Indefinite Military Detention of U.S. Citizens Not Blocked By The Senate For The Second Time. Hmm…perhaps those fears about jack-booted thugs and black helicopters aren’t so far-fetched after all.
Former Chase Banker Admits His Bank Pushed Minorities Into Subprime Mortgage Loans. Hey, c’mon now; it’s not like minorities are real people or anything.
Bachmann to Close Non-Existent US Embassy in Iran, GOP Taking Away Billionaires’ Food Stamps. Whatever will billionaires do for food now??
Dallas: Never as Good as the First Time. And it wasn’t even that good in the ’70s. Who shot J.R.? Who cares??
ROMNEY WHINED THAT FOX NEWS INTERVIEW WAS ‘OVERLY AGGRESSIVE’. Hey, you’re supposed to be the home team…remember??
Shocker: Poor Schools Get Less Money. Well, that would certainly explain why they’re poor, no??
Unliked Racist Weirdo George Allen Inventing All His Endorsements. Hey, it beats actually having to convince people to endorse you.
Jihad Against White Coca-Cola Cans Succeeds. You know, if the biggest problem you have to face is the color of your Coke can…well, please just shut the Hell up, willya?
