December 3, 2011 7:19 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Despite A 0.0002 Percent Rate Of Voter Fraud, Reince Priebus Claims Wisconsin Is ‘Riddled With Voter Fraud’. The Conservative definition of “voter fraud”: “Liberals voting.”

How to Blame Your Failed Political Campaign on Your Wife. When you’re Herman Cain, you’re just arrogant enough to believe that you bear no responsibility.

Michele Bachmann Kindly Offers To Let Gays Get Straight Married. Very big of her, don’t you think??

Serial Vacationer Newt Gingrich Falsely Claims People Use Food Stamps To Go To Hawaii. Because in NewtWorld, anything Newt says is by definition the truth.

Donald Trump Will Moderate a Republican Debate. Why not? It’s not as if the GOP field could be any more brain-dead, right?

“Women support Herman Cain,” says Herman Cain website. How do we know? Herman Cain said so.

Town’s Mayor Writes Homophobic Facebook Post. Hey, if they didn’t want to be ridiculed, they should have been born straight, knowhutimean??

Michele Bachmann Not Just an Idiot (She’s Also a Clumsy Thief). And a lousy liar.

One Percenter: Tax The Rich Because People Like Me Don’t Create Jobs, The Middle Class Does. Finally…someone not completely wrapped up in and devoted completely to their own self-interest.

Salman Rushdie hooked up with a D-list reality star via Facebook. Seriously.. I hope the sex was worth the ridicule now being shoveled in Rushdie’s direction.

Rick Santorum Defends Health Insurance Companies. Given all the money Santorum’s received from the industry, what else is he going to do?

News Anchor Brutally Destroys Santa Myth for Chicago Kids. It’s all about crushing the dreams of the ungrateful little bastards.

Republicans up in arms about children’s movies pushing a “lefty political agenda”. Oh, you mean kindness, tolerance, and generosity?

After Signaling Support, John Boehner Calls Tax Break For Middle Class ‘Chicken-Shit’. Because when you’re working to destroy the middle class, why would you want to do anything that would benefit them?

There Is Absolutely No Stopping the Happy Meal. Memo to San Francisco: You can’t stop it. You can’t even hope to contain it.

Georgia Refuses To Reunite Children With Family Because Parents Are Undocumented. Hey, if they wanted to have children they should have been born White and American.

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