Oregon Wins The Pac-12 Championship, Calls Us All Vaginas. If you understand sign language, this was probably be what we in the trade call a “coffee-spew moment”.
Saudi Report Claims Women Who Drive Will Have Sex. Well, hopefully not while they’re driving.
Poll: 28% Think Cain Had Affair; 28% Don’t Think Cain Had Affair; 44% Having Affair with Cain Right Now. No wonder Cain’s decided to “suspend” his campaign. He’s been way too busy gettin’ busy.
Scott Walker’s New Policy May Result In Protesters Being Charged For The Pepper Spray Used Against Them. What’s next? The Chinese strategy- billing protesters for the bullet that police shoot them with?
Ukrainian Women’s Rights Activists Protest Legalizing Prostitution By Getting Naked. Really? In December?? WTF??
Eyebombing Is Not ‘the Latest Thing,’ So Don’t Call It That. Man, you have to know that you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
Tommy Lasorda Needs To Be “In The Right Fuckin’ Frame Of Mind” To Do Something. As do we all, Tommy.
Santorum: Insurers Should Discriminate Against People With Pre-Existing Conditions. Well, of course; how else will they be able to make a profit?
Fetuses Are Now Tebowing. OMG…just shoot me now, willya??
Monstrous NYPD Eats Occupy Wall Street’s Pizza. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!!
What God Told Bachmann In Vision About Her Husband. Uh…that they’re both hateful, lying bigots and they deserve each other?
The Best Photo of a High School Principal Ever. Getting chocolate-sauced by a topless man? Yep, that’s EXACTLY who we want serving as a role model for our precious, impressionable children, eh?
Herman Cain Admits He Quoted Pokemon. Well, it could have been worse; he could have had a Neil Diamond song as the theme song for his campaign.
TSA Now Protecting Us From Gun-Shaped Purse Decorations. Really? Have we really descended from “Security Theater” into “Security Theater of the Absurd”??
Pakistani Model Poses Nude, Causes Fury. If a naked woman is the biggest problem you have on your hands, life is pretty damned good, knowhutimean?
Jerry Sandusky Chuckles His Way Through Latest Creepy Interview. You know, sometimes knowing when to shut up is a VERY good thing.
