December 6, 2011 5:50 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

GOP Supercommittee Member Admits Bush Tax Cuts Didn’t Create Jobs, Can’t Explain Why. Because it was never about creating jobs. It was all and only about supporting the 1%.

A closer look at Mitt Romney’s job creation record. Under his leadership, Bain Capital quite often maximized profits by firing workers. Creating jobs? It was never about creating jobs; it was all and only about maximizing profit regardless of the human cost.

Send in the Clueless. The message is clear: if you’re a GOP Presidential candidate and you have a functional intellect, you have NO shot at winning the nomination.

Still Favor Nuclear Power? More Radioactive Water Leaks From Fukushima. Cancer? What cancer??

Watch SNL’s Herman Cain explain why he suspended campaign. Well, it’s got to be better than the lame-ass excuse (and Pokemon quote) the real Herman Cain offered up.

What ‘America’s Worst Sheriff’ Did Instead of Investigating Sex Crimes. Joe Arpaio: “America’s Toughest Sheriff”…unless we’re talking about sex crimes and child molesters.

Power Line’s Hinderaker Blames ‘Democrats’ For Cain’s Downfall. Right; because Lord knows you could never admit that Cain was a lousy President and evidently an even worse human being.

Senior citizens hook up over coffee, lingonberry pancakes at Shanghai IKEA. Whatever gets you through the night….

Rick Santorum: I’ve Been Married 21 Years And Have Seven Children. “That’s A Factor”. So you’re not firing blanks. What’s your point??

George Will Slams Herman Cain’s ‘Book Tour’ Campaign. If it was all about self-promotion, he should have been going to school on Newt Gingrich’s craven, self-absorbed, profit-motive-driven campaign.

Christian Coalition says Johnny Depp will “burn in hell” for new Christmas song. Don’tcha just LOVE watching the uber-Jesus-y get their panties in a wad??

Newt Gingrich in 2007: Urgent Action Needed to Address Climate Change. Newt Gingrich in 2011: Global climate change is a Liberal plot to destroy America.

Why So Many People Bought Guns on Black Friday. Well, it was either that or pepper spray.

A Devastating Takedown of Fraudulent Climate Change Denier Christopher Monckton. The funny thing about facts is that not believing them doesn’t make them any less factual.

Rick Perry Fails Govt 101: Claims Executive Orders Can Repeal Laws Passed By Congress. In late-breaking news, the USDA has confirmed that it’s classified Rick Perry as a vegetable.

Well, Breaking Bad happened in real life. And it ended nowhere near as well as it does on TV. Go figure.

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