Queen Elizabeth’s Salary Cut to Mere $50 Million. Don’tcha just HATE the new austerity??
Child Labor Advocate Newt Gingrich Concedes: ‘Kids Shouldn’t Work In Coal Mines’. Well, I suppose it’s comforting to know that Gingrich has standards.
Scott Walker Recall Campaign Gets Ugly. What? You’re surprised that Republicans aren’t fighting fair??
New Muppets movie is anti-capitalist propaganda, according to Fox News. Today’s sign that you REALLY need to have your medication adjusted….
Being Left-Handed Isn’t Good for You. Even worse, they’re evidently also prone to evil, lechery, and murder. Who knew??
Glenn Beck Confronts Gingrich With His 2011 Quote Supporting The Individual Mandate. Bat-$#!& crazy and mentally unstable meets morally bankrupt. Nice.
Hillary Clinton Says Russian Election Was Rigged. I’m shocked…SHOCKED!!…that there’s corruption taking place in Russia. Who could have seen that coming??
How Big Banks Finance Billions In Predatory Payday Lending. It’s all about sharks feeding off the desperate and financial unsophisticated.
Douche-Feud of the Week: Donald Trump vs. Karl Rove. The oligarch vs. the second coming of Lee Atwater. Don’t worry; there’s plenty of room in Hell for both of them.
Bloggers Don’t Count as Journalists (In Oregon). Hey, just because most of us live with our parents and spend our days in our pajamas…well, that doesn’t mean we’re not journalists.
Eight-year old LGBT activist owns Bachmann at book signing. How can you defend your abject hatred of those who think, believe, and/or live and love differently than you when you’re confronted by a child? You can’t.
Santorum Is Outraged That Gay ‘Sexual Activity’ Is ‘Being Seen As Equal’ To Heterosexual Sex. Yo, Ricky…I have a simple solution for you. If you don’t believe in gay sex…then don’t have sex with another man. Simple, huh?
Most Overpaid Athletes Of 2011. Pretty much all of them.
Limp Bizkit loses record deal, thousands fail to care. Yawn…what’s a limp bizkit??
10 Tips to Survive Your Office Holiday Party. You could always try my strategy: don’t go. You’re welcome.
Morgan Stanley Executive Calls For Higher Taxes On The Rich: ‘We Cannot Cut Our Way To Greatness’. A Wall Street executive? Speaking the truth? Cue the pink slip in 4…3…2….