Daily Show Hijacks Rick Scott Presser: Prove You’re Not On Drugs By Peeing In This Cup. It’s fun requiring others to do it. It’s no fun when others expect you to reciprocate.
Of course Will Ferrell shot some low-budget beer commercials for Old Milwaukee. Who wouldn’t?
Dad Allegedly Sends Toddler To Daycare With Joint In Lunchbox. Damn…no wonder Junior was always giggling….
Will You Pose Nude To Fight the ‘God Hates Fag’ Church?. Uh…yeah…I really don’t think anyone wants to see me nude. Not that I don’t despise Fred Phelps and his merry band of inbreds.
Conservatives angry about Obama kids’ “Japanese” lunch menu on Pearl Harbor anniversary. If Obama did a press conference on May Day wearing a red tie, Conservatives would have their panties in a wad. How ‘about y’all just STFU??
“Cookie Monster” Offers Best Explanation Yet for Occupy Wall Street. You can’t get much simpler, or easier to understand, than this.
Rachel Maddow Hammers Newt Gingrich Over Ethics Violations. There’s a target-rich environment, eh?
Misleading Wisconsin Form Asks Residents For Photo ID To Get A Birth Certificate, Which Is Needed To Get A Photo ID. Hey, if you were meant to vote, you would have been born wealthy, White, and Conservative.
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Cover Is Now Online. Of course it is; the question is whether anyone cares.
House Passes Bill To Give Itself Veto Power. Even if the bill is signed into law, which it won’t be, Republicans will be whining about the injustice of it all when Democrats are the majority in the House.
Gingrich: ‘I Will Ask John Bolton To Be Secretary Of State’. And we’ll be bombing Tehran 20 minutes after Bolton’s sworn in.
Pat Robertson Warns God Will Punish U.S. For Obama’s Gay Rights Support. Because Christians deserve to have the absolute right to hate and oppress whomever they deem to be unworthy of being treated as human beings.
Is This News Anchor Drunk or Just Minnesotan?. Hey, it’s December, and she lives in Mankato; she’s proabably been drunk since October.
Koch Political Group Brags About Bullying GOP Lawmakers Into Denying Climate Science. Because the truth is for losers and Liberals.
Rick Perry: It’s ‘Wrong’ That Gays Can Serve Openly In Military. No more wrong than it is for someone as vacuous as Perry to run for President.
Between 2008 And 2010, 30 Big Corporations Spent More Lobbying Washington Than They Paid In Income Taxes. Shouldn’t someone be going to prison for this?
