A Brief Guide to Conservatives Freaking Out over Newt Gingrich. The GOP standard-bearer in 2012 might just be a self-promoter whose sanity may be open to question. Oh, pleasepleaseplease….
Party That Won’t Tax Millionaires Proposes Slashing Unemployment Benefits In Deal For Middle Class Tax Cut. Hey, if they didn’t want to be poor, they should have been born White, Conservative, and Republican.
Sinead O’Connor’s Wildly Inappropriate Wedding Announcement. TMI…even for the TMI Generation.
Santorum: Undocumented Immigrant Families Should Be Broken Up. Santorum is ALL about family values…as long as the family in question is White, Christian, and Conservative.
World Watches as Norway Runs Out of Butter. Oh, the humanity….
The Walmart Heirs Have The Same Net Worth As The Bottom 30 Percent Of Americans. Something about being born with several silver spoons in their mouths.
The Saddest Woman Ever to Fail to Cook Meth in a Walmart. Man, is there any place you can’t cook meth? Walter White would be SO proud….
The Rise of the New Confederacy: How America-Hating Right-Wingers Took Over the GOP. Because decent, human Republicans didn’t have the balls to stand up and tell the haters where they can put their ignorance.
Durban Climate Hero Abigail Borah: ‘I Am Speaking On Behalf Of The United States Of America Because My Negotiators Cannot’. The world’s #1 polluter lacks the moral courage to stand up and do the right thing.
Florida group protests TLC portrayal of Muslim families as “ordinary folks”. Because, as any red-blooded American patriot knows, only White Christians can be considered “real Americans” and “oridinary folk.”
‘It Looks Like A Panic Attack’. You have to know that things have gone off track when Gingrich is positioning himself as the voice of reason.
Rich People DON’T Create Jobs: 6 Myths That Have to Be Killed for Our Economy to Live. As long as Republicans continue fellating the 1%, none of these things will change.
Korn’s Jonathan Davis believes Obama is part of “Illuminati”. And here all this time I’d been thinking Obama was a member of the Trilateral Commission or the Masons.
O’Reilly Escalates His Feud With Jon Stewart. Right; what O’Reilly can’t admit and certainly doesn’t recognize is that, intellectually speaking, he can’t carry Stewart’s jock.
Coming Out Muppet: The Amazing, Gay Subtext of the New Muppets Movie. Remember when we used to be able to go to a movie and enjoy it for its entertainment value?
Lindsay Lohan In Playboy: ‘Sex And Sexuality Are A Part Of Nature’. As, in her case, are immaturity and lack of self-control.
