Xavier President Father Michael Graham Allegedly Threw Holy Water On Rowdy Fans As The Crosstown Brawl Raged. Well, that should make everything better….
Tea Party Rep Mike Lee Admits Trying to Sabotage Consumer Proection Agency. At least Lee is decent enough to admit that he’s a cynical, America-hating obstructionist who would rather watch America burn than compromise one iota to Democrats.
Farah Disparages GOProud and Warns that Obama Made U.S. “Global Sex Cop”. Because what “Christian” American Patriots demand is the absolute right to spread their agenda of hatred and repression anywhere and everywhere they see fit.
Thanks for the Image of Newt Gingrich’s Filthy Monkey Butt, David Axelrod. Great; now I get to spend the rest of the day trying to get that image out of my mind.
Gwyenth Paltrow Creates First iPhone App For Perfect People. Finally…an app I can use.
Tim Tebow’s Gospel of Optimism. I’ll be happy to share Gwyneth Paltrow’s app with Tebow. ;-)
Sandusky’s Lawyer: If You Believe Witness “I Suggest You Dial 1-800-REALITY.” That’s A Gay Phone Sex Line.. If you’re going to wax self-righteous in defense of your client, it would REALLY help to have a clue what 1-800-REALITY actually is, knowhutimean??
The FAA Is Rubbing Alec Baldwin’s Face In It. If it’s a threat to avionics and the safety of those on an airplane when a passenger does it, how is it that it’s OK when an American Airlines employee does it?
Mass Murder in Belgium - Pamela Geller Instantly Assumes ‘Muslim(s)!’!). Pamela Geller- a walking, talking advertisement for Thorazine.
London’s “Muff March” protests the pornification of private parts. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
An Annotated History of Lindsay Lohan Nudity. Yawn…
Chris Matthews Goes Off on Newt Gingrich. Talk about a target-rich environment….
Mat Staver’s Vilification of Transgender Community Reaches New Heights. When merely hating those whose lifestyles you despise seems so…ineffective and inefficient.
Here’s a Late Entry for Year’s Most Embarrassing On-Air Freudian Slip. Oops….
Flashback: Florida Family Association Decries Family Guy’s “Gross Perversion”. One person’s “gross perversion” is another’s “perverse grossness.”
Federal Board Endorses Ban on Idiots Using Cell Phones While Driving. Of course, the real question is who gets to define “idiot.” I’m guessing it will be idiots.
