Should You F—k Tim Tebow?. In case you’ve been pondering this question, here’s a handy flow chart to assist you in your decision-making. It’s SO much easier when you break it down scientifically.
Pink Bibles Recalled Because of Abortion Cooties. Some abortion providers are kinda partial to Big Macs. Does this mean that anti-choicers must as a matter of principle immediately boycott McDonald’s?
As Cain Drops Out, Pro-Adultery Voters Shift To Gingrich. There’s no one else in the field who shares their lack of commitment to traditional marriage.
R. Kelly is - wait for it - hosting a five-day cruise. Evidently, the cruise is limited to girls 15 and under.
Why atheists should defend All-American Muslim. Because hated minorities really should stick together.
This Is What The Government Told Gizmodo About Osama Bin Laden’s Body. Who is this Osama bin-Laden of which you speak??
The 20 Best Internet Lists of 2011. It’s da Interwebs; of course they’re good.
Another Crazy Right Wing Anti-Shariah Bill in Pennsylvania. Who even knew that Sharia was a large enough problem that a bill to ban it was even necessary??
$806 Billion Spent for Hundreds of Thousands to Be Killed and Wounded: The Staggering, True Costs of the Iraq War. Wow; just think all that we might have been able to accomplish here at home with that money.
MMA Fighters Have Feelings Too. Though they might express them somewhat more…um, forcefully.
Explosive New Report: CEO Pay Skyrocketed 27% Last Year, Top 10 Earners Pocket More Than $770 Million Between Then. Go ahead; tell me there’s nothing wrong with the system.
Mugger Rejects Victims’ Non-iPhones. Hey, a guy’s gotta have standards, knowhutimean??
Presenting the Ten Greediest Americans of 2011. How much is enough? The challenge, I suppose, was in narrowing the list to only 10 people.
Julianne Hough leaked photos published after phone hack. You see, this is exactly why I never take naked photos of myself.
Movie studios upset about illegal piracy are illegally pirating each other’s movies. I’m shocked- SHOCKED!!- to learn that there’s illegal activity taking place in Hollywood. Next, they’ll be telling us that people are still snorting cocaine.
Romney: Gingrich the ‘Zany’. Evidently, being a wild and crazy guy is not good in a President.
