December 25, 2011 5:19 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

The Endlessly Quotable Vaclav Havel, 1936-2011. The man was a hero and The Most Interesting Man In The World if ever there was one.

Sarah Palin: Tebow ‘Knows Jesus Is Going To Rock Your World’. And so will unthinkingly conforming to an intolerant, hateful theology that’s as much about the teachings of Jesus Christ as Jeffrey Dahmer was about vegetarianism.

Romney Defends ‘Wall Street’ And ‘Insurance Company Executives’ From Obama’s Criticism. Of course, Romney’s going to stand up for them. He’s one of them.

How To Break Out Of A Car’s Trunk. Because odds are that you’ll be abducted at some point…and you can thank me once you escape safely.

Was Kim Jong Il The World’s Greatest Golfer? After 11 holes-in-one during his very first round of golf? Why not?

Hatred Intensifies for Work It, the Worst Television Show in History. Jeebus; how ‘bout y’all keep your powder dry? Have you seen the previews? It’s not like the show’s going to be around for long.

GOP Rep Introduces Measure To Prohibit Detaining American Citizens Without Due Process. So there’s at least one Republican with a functional sense of decency and the willingness to do the right thing.

Five Christmas Movies With Inadvertently Terrible Messages. Evidently, ‘tis the season…to ridicule, abuse, and abandon.

Denver Broncos Respond To Petition For Team To Produce ‘It Gets Better’ Video. Hey, I support the It Gets Better project as much as anyone, but what purpose is served by making it something that’s a de facto requirement, something that a public figure is expected to do? And it’s not as if Tim Tebow is a big supporter of gay rights to begin with.

‘Help! I Need Money for Weed’ Sign Is a Freaking Gold Mine. It’s all in the marketing campaign….

Reality TV reaches the point where hosts are eating each other’s flesh. You had to know we were headed there eventually, right?

Santorum: ‘I’m For Income Inequality’. Because SOMEONE has to mow your lawn, pick up your garbage, and clean your house, right?

Mark Cuban Expects Gay NBA Player Will Come Out. Hey, and while we’re at it, why not a gay owner?

Newt Gingrich Tells Gay Iowan To Vote For Obama. Right; any REAL red-blooded, God-fearing, partiotic, and STRAIGHT American understands that the only acceptable sex involves the missionary position.

Fumblerooski!. Yes, that’s right; the Houston Texans fell for a play that junior high school kids sketch in the dirt during sandlot games.

Boehner Appoints Payroll Tax Negotiators Who Have Voiced Opposition To Cut. So you STILL think Boehner and the Republicans give a damn about the poor and middle class?

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