NUGENT: Poor parental choices make poor children. Personal initiative is best way to beat childhood poverty. Right; let’s punish parents for making poor decisions…because if there’s anyone that knows bad decisions, it’s Ted Nugent.
In Kansas, Gov. Sam Brownback puts tea party tenets into action with sharp cuts. Greetings from Kochsylvania, whose capital city is about to change its name to “Ayn Rand City.”
For Third Straight Year, Satan Attacks Rod Parsley’s Finances. So THAT’S what’s been happening to my bank account….
PolitiFact’s Response to Controversy Gets Controversial. So much for impartial analysis.
Scott Lively Gives the ‘Gift of Homophobia’. Abject, self-righteous hatred: the gift that keeps on giving.
Yale Football Coach Resigns After Lying About Rhodes Scholar Debacle. Oh, so that year at East Bumfuck J.C. wasn’t because you were a Rhodes Scholar??
Ron Paul’s Explanation For Racist Newsletter Springing Leaks. The man was once (and probably still is) a racist who profited handsomely off his racism. Let’s see him explain that away.
JWoww’s Stick-On Bikinis Are So Slutty, They Defy Physics. Eww…and the expectation is that people will drop large sums of cash on dreck like that?
FRC Hosts Michael Brown to ‘Explain the Homosexual Agenda’. Hmm…let’s see…. Milk. Butter. Bread. Be fabulous. Yep, that should take care of it.
White Supremacists Rally Around Ron Paul’s Newsletter Scandal. It’s nice to see kindred spirits sticking together, isn’t it?
Multitasking Is Real; Pigeons That Do Math. Evidently, pigeons aren’t as dumb as you might think.
Wildmon Urges Evangelicals to Forgive and Support Gingrich or America may be ‘Gone Forever’. If that’s Wildmon’s definition of America, we may just be better off without it.
Mayan Apocalypse Is Total Bullshit, Claim Druids. Of course it is, but why not have fun with it while you can?
America’s Worst Drivers. Yes, Virginia…there really are drivers on the road worse and more inept than you. Hard to believe….
Portland to approve pilot program to allow some car camping in church and other parking lots. How sad is it when camping in a parking lot isn’t a lifestyle choice; it’s the ONLY choice.
The Whiny 1 Percent Calls Occupy Wall Street ‘Imbeciles’. You may have awakened on third base…but that’s by no means proof that you hit a triple.
