What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums This Year?. It’s the end of the year. If you’re looking for something to help you feel better about yourself, consider this my gift to you. (“There’s a hole; therefore I feel compelled to insert things into it.”)
Romney: If I’m President, All College Grads Will Have A Job; If Obama Wins, They Won’t. This is political pandering at its best. What’s next? Romney promising two cars in every garage and a chicken in every pot??
‘Being Less Hated’ Top Gift on Scott Walker’s Xmas Wishlist This Year. Good luck with that….
Ron Paul Direct Mail Warned Of ‘Race War,’ ‘Federal-Homosexual Cover-up On AIDS’. And yet he’s not a racist. Go figure.
Beijing’s ‘New Frontier’ is ground zero for the organ harvesting of political prisoners. Political prisoners: China’s newest cash crop.
Mysterious Metal Space Ball Falls From Sky In Namibia. Ron Paul probably thinks it’s a plot by the federal government….
How Right-Wing Conspiracy Theories May Pose a Genuine Threat to Humanity. Those who would force their narrow, fear- and ignorance-based beliefs care nothing about or for humanity.
Newt Gingrich: The Democratic Process Is a Terrible Act of War. Let’s face it; Gingrich honestly believes that any act which doesn’t result in him becoming President is an act of war.
One Year After DADT Repeal, Openly Gay Soldiers In Afghanistan Say They’re Better Able To Focus On Mission. And really; isn’t that what they should be doing?
Fancy Old Man In Bejeweled Golden Hat Warns of ‘Christmas Glitter’. Some should probably explain the definition of “rank hypocrisy” to Pope Benny.
Now Here’s Henry the Weatherman With Your Hissy Fit. And now here’s Prissy Little Diva with the weather….
Americans Shoplifted $1.8 Billion Worth of Stuff This Christmas. Remember, it’s only wrong if you get caught doing it.
Lions Fan Celebrating Team’s Playoff-Clinching Victory Run Over By Bus. I didn’t know this, but evidently Lions fans celebrate victory by playing a human version of “Frogger.”
Green Bay Packers Fan Exacts Phenomenal Revenge On Ex-Boyfriend. As much as I hate the Packers, this fan’s epic diss of her ex-boyfriend is classic.
Gay Video Company Runs “Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Films” Series. There’s tasteless. There’s offensive. Then there’s whatever in the Hell this is.
The Giving Season: Why the 99% Are Actually More Philanthropic Than the 1%. ‘Tis the season to give…or not.
