January 2012 Archives
- January 31, 2012
To the moon, Newt!! (apologies to Ralph Kramden) - January 31, 2012
Coffee, tea, or donkey semen? - January 31, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he's just like you and me...if we were Mitt Romney - January 31, 2012
Better to be thought a fool than to be than to be Reince Priebus and remove any lingering doubt - January 31, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because infidelity and lack of integrity come naturally - January 31, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 31, 2012
Unclear on the whole "charity" concept, are we?? - January 30, 2012
Low IQ, Conservatism, and prejudice: Here comes the science.... - January 30, 2012
Mittbucks: Like you need to feel worse about your miserable, pointless existence - January 30, 2012
When niche marketing goes off the rails.... - January 30, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because Christians really ARE an oppressed majority - January 30, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 30, 2012
You know words have no meaning when.... - January 29, 2012
Who Would Jesus Hate? Just ask Patrick Wooden. - January 29, 2012
GOP 2012: Because who doesn't love a good Floriduh bloodbath? - January 29, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 29, 2012
Hmm...something tells me that you're withholding important information - January 28, 2012
A dispatch from the Dept. of the Occasional Reality Check - January 28, 2012
Same-sex marriage: Time to do the right thing for the right reasons - January 28, 2012
This is why I had all my children vicariously - January 28, 2012
You have to know the Apocalypse is nigh when this is the best Hollywood can do - January 28, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 27, 2012
This is why I get all my toys at Home Depot - January 27, 2012
Yeah, but I'll bet Butterball's still trying to sell Muslim turkeys - January 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because greed is good...for Mitt Romney - January 27, 2012
Pot, meet kettle: Tom DeLay, ethics and integrity consultant - January 27, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 26, 2012
Racism: Yer doon it rong - January 26, 2012
SOTU: Inspiration...or just another opportunity for the nattering nabobs of negativity?? - January 26, 2012
It's always good to have standards...especially when it comes to used underwear - January 26, 2012
Vote Republican: Because it so hard to know who to hate these days - January 26, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 25, 2012
Move along, people...no Republican double standards here.... - January 25, 2012
Gabrielle Giffords: A profile in courage we can all take inspiration from - January 25, 2012
So you want to be a lying hypocrite and philanderer? It's easy; Newt Gingrich will show you how. - January 25, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because the best defense is a good offense...and a boat load of chutzpah - January 25, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 24, 2012
I love traveling; it's the TSA I can't stand - January 24, 2012
When government begins to talk sense, you can bet Republicans will soon muddy the waters - January 24, 2012
Today's example of the worst of humanity - January 24, 2012
Don't ask...don't tell...don't worry - January 24, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 24, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he was for it before he was against it - January 23, 2012
Today's poetry lesson - January 23, 2012
Joe Paterno's legacy: Not what you'd think it could be - January 23, 2012
So you're looking for work? This probably isn't how you want to go about it. - January 23, 2012
Recession: A method for ensuring the servant class know their place - January 23, 2012
The American Sheeple speak - January 23, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 22, 2012
My problem with religion: A question with more than one answer - January 22, 2012
The GOP guide to Situational Morality, by Newt Gingrich - January 22, 2012
Memo to Social Conservatives: In American, Christians can't be an oppressed majority - January 22, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 21, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because adultery and lack of integrity come naturally - January 21, 2012
Purity Bear: the more godly and moral (not to mention creepy) brother of Pedobear - January 21, 2012
Patriotism: It's more than just bleating about how much you love the troops - January 21, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: You can tell a lot about a person from the way he treats his dog - January 21, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 20, 2012
A trip through my referrer log: Sometimes the jokes write themselves - January 20, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because hypocrisy and sanctimoniousness come naturally - January 20, 2012
The GOP Health Care Plan in <140 characters - January 20, 2012
Working towards a better tomorrow...tomorrow (and maybe not even then) - January 20, 2012
SOPA: Careful what you mutely acquiesce to...you just might get it - January 20, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 19, 2012
You can learn a lot about a candidate from watching how he treats his dog...er, workers - January 19, 2012
A reminder of just how far we have to go...or, Great Moments in Hate 2012 - January 19, 2012
In Soviet Russia, bad food finds you - January 19, 2012
It's not a shipwreck until you can see it from space - January 19, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 18, 2012
The Internet we take for granted is under siege from corporate interests - January 18, 2012
If Social Conservatives want to be relevant, meeting in Brenham, TX, isn't a great way to start - January 18, 2012
If past is prologue, then Newt Gingrich has no business running for President - January 18, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: Now you can create your very own racist Ron Paul newsletter!! - January 18, 2012
The best comparison of Mitt Romney to a urinal you'll see all day - January 18, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 18, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because Republican tax plans haven't screwed us nearly enough - January 17, 2012
Remember, it's not a war crime when Americans do it - January 17, 2012
You know you suck at business when.... - January 17, 2012
Nurses: Angels of mercy...or evil minions of Satan?? - January 17, 2012
Before you vote Republican, shouldn't you understand what they REALLY stand for? - January 17, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 17, 2012
My next pet will be capable of crushing humans - January 16, 2012
The Best New Thing In The World: This makes me proud to be an American - January 16, 2012
Memo to Packers fan: No, I'm really NOT feeling your pain ;-) - January 16, 2012
So...other than that, how was your vacation?? - January 16, 2012
Mitt Romney's America in cartoon form: Leveraged, downsized, and closed for business - January 16, 2012
This just in: North Dakota tries to be hip, fails miserably - January 16, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 15, 2012
If you believe that corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is a serial killer - January 15, 2012
Jesus to Republicans: "If you loved me, you would" - January 15, 2012
First they came for the Bud Light, but I said nothing.... - January 15, 2012
Praise the Lord...and grab some Kleenex and hand sanitizer - January 15, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 14, 2012
Stalking the not so elusive Vulture Capitalist - January 14, 2012
This just in: Marines piss on Taliban...and Americans lose sight of the real outrage - January 14, 2012
Dogs Against Romney: Because you CAN judge a candidate by how he treats his dog, #2 - January 14, 2012
My next career move - January 14, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 14, 2012
Today on "Great Musical Moments in Pedophilia" - January 13, 2012
Happy Friday the 13th, circa 1940 - January 13, 2012
"And that hurts so bad...to leave my home because of one man that's got 15 homes." - January 13, 2012
Tebow disapproves!! - January 13, 2012
Greetings from Portland, OR: The ennui capitol of the free world - January 13, 2012
So God's a Denver Broncos fan?? - January 13, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 12, 2012
Haiti: Two years and little change - January 12, 2012
Dogs Against Romney: Because you CAN judge a candidate by how he treats his dog - January 12, 2012
Memo to Pat Buchanan: Being White doesn't mean you're part of an oppressed majority - January 12, 2012
Today's special: Urine soup with egg noodles - January 12, 2012
Nothing says "Super Bowl" like images of bloody aborted fetuses surrounded by religious icons - January 12, 2012
So, tell me again why a single-payer system is "Socialism".... - January 12, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 11, 2012
Finally...a Republican debate format that feels honest - January 11, 2012
And now a word from our sponsor.... - January 11, 2012
So...can we assume that this isn't an album of children's music? - January 11, 2012
A few lessons I could (still) stand to learn - January 11, 2012
What if the Raptors and Wizards played...and no one cared? - January 11, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 10, 2012
Be careful when you pray for rain, Houston...and you wonder why I don't miss you.... - January 10, 2012
When shopping in Osaka, sometimes it's better not to ask questions - January 10, 2012
Ten questions to ask your favorite Conservative - January 10, 2012
If only Democrats would demand that Republicans address the facts.... - January 10, 2012
When the dong makes an appearance, someone will surely pay - January 10, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 9, 2012
A good reason to be an atheist: it sounds like they have WAY more fun - January 9, 2012
Lie, damned lies...and Rick Santorum's love of all things Gay - January 9, 2012
Today in unfortunate, unintended homoerotic overtones - January 9, 2012
Drug testing the poor and unemployed: It's all fun and games until someone turns the tables - January 9, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Sometimes it's better if you don't ask questions - January 9, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 8, 2012
BTW...America isn't a Christian nation. It's a secular nation with a Christian majority. Big difference, no? - January 8, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - January 8, 2012
Choosing your religion: A WWJD Public Service - January 8, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 8, 2012
Hypocrisy, lack of integrity, double standards...and Republicans eating their young - January 7, 2012
Andrew Breitbart hates me...Mama would be SO proud - January 7, 2012
Both sides throwing feces only means everyone ends up filthy and stinky - January 7, 2012
Happy Caturday: The philosophy edition - January 7, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum"...Hypocrisy goes mainstream - January 7, 2012
Seriously...can we talk about Rick Santorum? - January 7, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 7, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: We need a President who will kill things for no apparent reason - January 6, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: If you're going to speak to the NAACP, you're going to need a 3-second head start - January 6, 2012
An open letter to Keith Olbermann - January 6, 2012
Republican economic theory in picture form - January 6, 2012
Today on "Spreading Santorum".... - January 6, 2012
The meeting of Dateless Men for Ron Paul will now come to order.... - January 6, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 5, 2012
Hypocrisy? What hypocrisy? It's what Republicans do. - January 5, 2012
Doctor, could I have Obama Derangement Syndrome? - January 5, 2012
A New Year's resolution I can get behind - January 5, 2012
Michele Bachmann: Back to baby farming? - January 5, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because crybabies are the most fun to watch, aren't they? - January 5, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 4, 2012
Iowa: Full of sound and fury and...well, signifying nothing - January 4, 2012
Late-breaking news from Iowa.... - January 4, 2012
My New Year's resolution...if only someone hadn't beaten me to it - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Goose-stepping not optional - January 4, 2012
Mitt Romney: Just like you and me...if we were multimillionaires famous for killing jobs - January 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Honestly, "mediocre" would be a serious upgrade - January 4, 2012
Let's call Ron Paul's supporters what they largely are - January 4, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 3, 2012
Enjoy your corn...after today, Iowa once again becomes invisible - January 3, 2012
God's miracles: Evidently only available to White Teapublicans - January 3, 2012
The GOP Presidential primary campaign: A Club of Liars, Demagogues and Ignoramuses - January 3, 2012
Today in Badvertising: Racist ad of the day - January 3, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 2, 2012
You have to know you're hosed...when Ron Paul is your voice of reason - January 2, 2012
Rick Perry: "Women should be considered sperm receptacles...and that's why I'm running for President" - January 2, 2012
Happy New Year...it's a food product, don'tchaknow?? - January 2, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 1, 2012
Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions, 1942 - January 1, 2012
Rick-rolling...or, why a President's surname shouldn't be a euphemism for the remnants of a sexual act - January 1, 2012
"I fear Christians; they are so unlike your Christ...." - January 1, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - January 1, 2012
Crosby's Molasses: the reason you're going to need therapy