So, The New Republic has published more excerpts from Ron Paul’s racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic conspiracy-tinged newsletters…and you’re thinking, “Hey, how do I get in on some of that? Why should Ron Paul be the only one making money off racism and conspiracy theories”?
I’m sure the excerpts make for great reading…if you’re into racism, misogyny, homophobia, and bat-$#!$ crazy conspiracy theories. To borrow a phrase from Barbara Bush, I see no reason why I should bother my beautiful mind with such silliness. That doesn’t mean you can’t, though. With the well-being, entertainment, and profit potential of my readers in mind, the crack staff here at WWJD, in cooperation with Gawker, has created a handy-dandy set of instructions for creating your own Ron Paul Magnetic Newsletter Kit ©.
It’s a pretty simple process, really….
- Print out the image. (Click here for full-sized version.)
- Cut out the words in a manner of your choosing.
- Affix to magnets, I guess? Probably Jo-Ann Fabrics has some. This is getting kind of overinvolved.
- Put on your fridge.
- Call your local congressional office and insist on investigations into Hillary Clinton.
If you have any spare cash laying around, you can buy some first-class airplane tickets or buy radio ads advocating for the abolition of the Federal Reserve. It’s What Ron Would Do. Or you can just publish your newsletters and wait for the money to roll in from Paultards everywhere.
You can thank me later….
