Santorum: Letting the family break down and in fact encouraging it and inciting more breakdown through this whole redefinition of marriage debate, and not supporting strong nuclear families and not supporting and standing up for the dignity of human life. Those lead to a society that’s broken.
Yeah, I think we all know by now that Rick Santorum is a bigot, a liar, and an intolerant religious zealot who would happily force his narrow, hatred-driven flavor of Christianity and “small government” on all Americans. Not exactly breaking news, is it? Rather than belaboring the obvious, then, I thought it might be more useful to use humor to make my point. This should be ridiculously easy, if for no other reason than Santorum presents such a target-rich environment.
Just ask sex columnist Dan Savage.
Oh, by the way…any (possibly closeted) Right-wing ideologue who wears a lavender suit and a pink tie has no business pontificating about all things Gay, knowhutimean??
The Second Coming of Rick Santorum: Quick…grab some Kleenex and some hand sanitizer!!
Rick Santorum’s Top 10 Most Outrageous Campaign Statements: The challenge, of course, was in winnowing the lies to only 10 Santorumisms.
The Santorum Variations- 15 sketches of Rick Santorum’s Google problem: See what a little ruminating over “man-on-dog sex” will get you??
Rick Santorum Claims Gay Marriage Caused the Recession: And here all this time I’d been blaming Santorum for the cancellation of “Northern Exposure”. Besides, don’t we usually blame Jews for financial downturns??
Rick Santorum Attacks GOP Deity, Daily Caller Aghast: Yeah, I get it; Little Ricky attacked St. Ronald of Reagan. This is the same man who brought his stillborn daughter home to his family. You were expecting decency??
If you think that we can be a society that kills our own, and that disregards the family and the important role it plays, and doesn’t teach moral values and the important role of faith in the public square, and then expect people to be good, decent and moral when they behave economically, if you look at the root cause of the economic problems that we’re dealing with on Wall Street and Main Street I might add, from 2008, they were huge moral failings.
Santorum Suggests Romney Nomination ‘Will Destroy This Country’: Of course it will; Romney will quite probably bore Americans to death.
Rick Santorum: I’m Willing to Die To Stop Gay Marriage:As long as we get to watch him commit seppuku on national television….
Santorum Insists On Comparing Marriage Equality To Polygamy In Heated Exchange With Students: Uh, no…I think most Gays would be quite happy being granted the legal right to marry ONE person. Methinks perhaps Little Ricky is fantasizing again.
Santorum denies equating bestiality and homosexuality: No, that was polygamy, remember??
Shady Santorum Ethics Finally Getting Their Time in the Sun: For a man who’s made a career out of being “holier than thou”, Santorum certainly has some sizable skeletons in his ethical closet.
And you can’t say that we’re gonna take morality out of the public square, morality out of our schools, God out of our schools, and then expect people to behave decently in a country that requires, capitalism requires some strong modicum of moral consciousness if it’s gonna be successful.
Rick Santorum’s New Hampshire Roadshow: Terrorist Judges, “Snookered” Reagan, and Fidel Castro: What else would you expect from a candidate whose surname is a euphemism for the remnants of anal sex?
Santorum: I never said ‘black people’ shouldn’t get welfare. Man, Little Ricky’s even a lousy liar. Check the video.
Santorum Suggests Banishing Ninth Circuit Court Judges To Guam: When a Liberal judge does it, it’s the worst sort of judicial activism imaginable. When a Conservative judge does it, it’s thoughtful, dispassionate jurisprudence.
Santorum tells Iowans: ‘I don’t want to make black people’s lives better’: You know, most people at least try to camouflage their bigotry and hatred of an entire ethnic group.
Santorum Disses The 99 Percent, Attacks Those Too Poor To Pay Federal Income Taxes: If they don’t want to be poor, they should be voting Republican and having sex using only the missionary position.
Party on, Little Ricky….
