January 2, 2012 6:29 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Man who sexually assaulted chihuahua gets 10-year sentence. Uh…nope, I got nothin’….

Victoria Jackson: Muslim Brotherhood Taking Over America, Six Hour FBI Meeting. Not exactly the poster child the Tea Party (or sanity) might have hoped for, eh?

PERRY: U.S. SHOULD BUY MORE CANADIAN OIL SO ‘WE DON’T HAVE TO BUY FROM A FOREIGN SOURCE’. Welcome to today’s coffee-spew moment, brought to you by Maxwell House.

Give Yourself a Dictator’s Funeral with This Kim Jong-il Photoshop Template. Hey, if it worked for North Korea’s greatest golfer….

Tea Party Nation Condemns Navy Kiss for Sanctioning a ‘Sexual Aberration’. I didn’t know this, but evidently Tea Party Nation reserves the right to tell us who and how we can love.

Newt: I Would Never Vote For Ron Paul. Jack: I would never vote for Newt Gingrich. Not even if you promised me a weekend in Aruba with the Swedish Bikini Team.

FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS SHERIFF ARPAIO TO STOP ARRESTING PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE HE THINKS THEY ARE UNDOCUMENTED. Well, they were Brown…and they looked illegal. What else is a bigoted White guy supposed to do?

Rick Joyner Praises Todd Bentley for ‘Healing’ a Man of Cancer by Punching Him in the Sternum. Truly, the Lord works in mysterious- and freakin’ weird- ways.

Church of the Nativity Clergy Brawl 2011 Goes Well. Christmas in Bethlehem was a HUGE success.

The Molotov Party: For the new GOP, conservative isn’t nearly radical enough. This year, to be a successful Republican, you have to be nuckin’ futz and devoid of compassion.

Peter LaBarbera Reflects on a Very Gay Year. LaBarbera spends a lot of time talking about homosexuality…which makes me wonder what he’s so afraid of. Or what he’s repressing.

The GOP’s 10 Most Extreme Attacks On A Woman’s Right To Choose An Abortion. 2011 was NOT a good year to be a woman in need of reproductive health care..

Jerry Sandusky Wants to Do More Interviews, This Time with Wife. As if hasn’t already embarrassed himself enough.

Sinead O’Connor Divorces: 18 Days Of Marriage To Barry Herridge. Didja ever think anyone could make Kim Kardashian look like the poster child for the sanctity of marriage?

How much does love cost?. If you have to ask, you probably can’t afford it.

Scott Walker: Wisconsin Recall Process ‘Pretty Unusual’. Sure, if you call following the law “unusual.”

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