Man, 99, Divorces Wife Over 70-Year-Old Affair. Hmm…you’d think that 70 years later, forgiveness might be an option.
How Your Privacy Will Be Invaded in 2012. Welcome to the new world…pretty much the same as the old world.
Mel Gibson Loses Half His $850M Fortune…TO HIS EX, AS PART OF DIVORCE. Yeah, that gay marriage sure is a threat to the sanctity of the hallowed institution of marriage, isn’t it??
Man Killed In Train Accident Sued By Woman His Flying Body Parts Injured. Moral of the story: if you’re going to be killed in a horrific train wreck, at least have the common decency to be careful where the severed parts of your body end up.
Gingrich Floats Choosing Sarah Palin as Vice President, Energy Secretary. That does it; now I know the idjit’s nuckin’ futz….
Here’s Your Useless Iowa Political Weather Report. Partly cloudy with a 70% chance of Santorum. Bring an umbrella…and some hand sanitizer.
Paul Campaign Touts Endorsement Of Preacher Who Advocates Death Penalty For Gays. If Republicans didn’t have someone to hate, they’d be completely adrift.
Noebel: ‘Obama and his Radical Homosexual Mafia Plan to Sodomize the World’. I’m not even sure what the Hell that’s supposed to mean….
Perry Pledges To Openly Defy A Supreme Court Decision Striking Down An Anti-Choice ‘Personhood’ Law. Because Social Conservatives are a law unto themselves. They answer to (their flavor of) God; therefore the can ignore any law they disagree with.
Another Exciting Edition of Strange Rick Perry Ad Scripts. Desperate candidates in desperate times call for desperate measures.
Why Are We Selling Saudi Arabia $60 Billion in Arms?. Hmm…so they can train radical Islamofascists who will then attack us?
Women Can Have a Job or Love, But Not Both. Why? Because they’re not men, that’s why.
Santorum’s Plan To End Poverty: More Marriage. Next, Santorum will be plugging marriage as the solution for everything from anal warts to atheism to cracked foundations.
Rich British Actor: I Am Trapped in a Prison of Wealth. Yeah, it’s gotta be tough….
Gordon Klingenschmitt calls Al Franklen a ‘Bully’ who is ‘Normalizing Homosexual Sin’. Methinks perhaps Mr. Klingenschmitt doth protesteth excessively. Kinda makes you wonder what he’s so afraid of…or hiding, doesn’t it???
The Year in Lies. Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you none.
