If You Look Like Josh Elliott And Live In The Tri-State Area, This Lady Would Like To Hump You. Well, in the right light I might be able to pass, but living on the West Coast probably eliminates me from consideration, no?
The Iowa Occupiers’ Chilling Plot to Engage in Participatory Democracy. OMG!!! That means people might not choose a Republican!!
Kelly Clarkson Loves Ron Paul, Haters Pounce: SINGER SETS OFF TWITTER FRACAS AFTER BACKING RON PAUL. So, she’s backing a confirmed racist who’s as crazy as a March hare and completely devoid of anything resembling compassion? I think that says more about Clarkson than it does about Paul.
Science’s Best Hangover Cures. #1: Not getting sloppy drunk in the first place.
POLL: ‘Progressive’ Is The Most Positively Viewed Political Label in America. Not if you get your news on Fox Noise Channel.
Personhood, Heartbeat Bills Emerge in Nebraska, Kansas. Things would be SO much easier if women would simply acquiesce and accept their God-ordained roles as sperm receptacles and the property of men.
Michele Bachmann’s Iowa Campaign Chair Comes Out of Paultard Closet. IT’S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!!
The Best Instant Celebrities of 2011. Did you get your 15 minutes this year??
Michael Jordan Announced His Engagement To His Model Girlfriend On The Five-Year Anniversary Of His Divorce. Stay classy, MJ!
SOPA-Loving Congress Also Loves Downloading Pirated Files. Remember, hypocrisy is no impediment to crafting legislation.
Rick Perry Draws A Blank On Key Supreme Court Case Overturning Texas’ Anti-Gay Laws He Defended. It’s true; if you scramble the letters in Rick Perry’s name, you can spell “tabula rasa.”
How To Hotwire A Car. Consider it a public service…not that the staff here at WWJD endorse this sort of thing.
Verizon Enacts Offensive $2 ‘Convenience Fee’. So whose convenience are we talking about?
All the Vicious Things That Losing Candidates Are Saying About Ron Paul. Don’tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young??
Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder Forces Unemployed Workers Off Unemployment Insurance While Giving Corporations A Tax Cut. Because corporations are people, remember??
ShortCenter Special: The Best Of Herm Edwards Being Completely Unhinged. This ought to leave you feeling better about yourself.
