January 7, 2012 6:29 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape. Yeah, but the house parties were EPIC….

The Gingrich-Santorum Anti-Romney Alliance. Is it just me, or is the race for the GOP nomination turning into one long, bad episode of Survivor?

GOP’s Iowa Caucuses Don’t Require Photo ID To Vote. Of course, they only think a photo ID is important when Democrats might be voting.

Mayor Bloomberg Kissed Lady Gaga and the World Didn’t End. Ain’t love grand??

Apple’s Siri Curses At Boy, Tells Him To Shut Up. It was just a matter of time before our machines turned on us….

Washington’s Governor Wants Her State to Be the Next to Legalize Gay Marriage. Because government shouldn’t be telling Americans who or how they may love…unless you’re a Social Conservative, small government Republican afraid of your sexuality.

Religious Right Leaders to Meet and Plot Strategy on How to Stop Romney. Because no good, God-fearing, patriotic, Christian American would tolerate having a Mormon in the White House. What’s next…a Kenyan Muslim who claims he was vorn in Hawaii??

Noebel: ‘Obama and his Radical Homosexual Mafia Plan to Sodomize the World’. Sounds like someone’s off his Thorazine again.

Police: TCC teacher told girl, 17, stripping would aid vocal range. Some people will do anything for their art.

Ron Paul Rages After Tough Questions. Heaven forbid that a Presidential candidate should be held accountable for past actions or policy positions.

LaBarbera says the Gay Community Exploits the AIDS Crisis as a ‘Means by Which to Grow Gay Power’. Right. Because watching thousands of your friends and loved ones die is EXACTLY how you want to increase your political clout.

Ron Paul’s Been Pretty Camera Shy Lately. It’s got to be tough when people start asking questions and demanding answers, eh?

Tebow’s Religion: Fair Game. And when we’re done talking about that, let’s discuss how he becomes a better quarterback than Andy Dalton. Tebow’s made himself a target, but ultimately it’s about being a decent NFL quarterback. He’s got a ways to go.

North Korea’s New Year’s Greeting Is More Scary Than Celebratory. Using “human shields” to protect its new leader “unto death”? Hey, they’re going to starve to death anyway, right?

Why ‘Manscaping’ Isn’t Just for Porn Stars Anymore. Human gorillas went out with parachute pants….

Congress Really Is As Bad As You Think, Scholars Say. You mean incompetent, rabidly partisan, and immune to the reality of what’s happening all around them? Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

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