January 8, 2012 5:29 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

Dunkin’ Donuts to double U.S. locations. American waistlines are sure to follow.

Man accused of beating girlfriend with two-foot cross in court. It’s What Jesus Would Do.

Drought Led to Demise of Ancient City of Angkor. Despite what Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) may believe, the problem wasn’t illegal women having Angkor babies.

Roman Brothel Token Found on Bank of Thames. Unfortunately, due to inflation, the token was barely worth a quick feel.

Man arrested twice in same day for huffing aerosol. Things to do in Bismarck when you’re (very) soon to be dead.

Pimpin’ For Paul: Brothel Endorses Ron Paul For President. I wonder if they’re donating money or making in-kind donations of services to the Paul campaign?

ACLU Demands W. Virginia County Stop Funding Annual ‘Jesus Fest’ Event. You mean there’s actually something to that whole “separation of Church and State” thing??

Sarah Burge, ‘Human Barbie’, Gives Liposuction Voucher To 7-Year-Old Daughter For Christmas. Today’s candidate for (not exactly) Mother of the Year.

Puppy gets drunk on owner’s vodka and coke. The puppy actually prefers gin and tonic, but his owner was out of limes.

Pat Robertson: God Told Me Who The Next President Will Be. And no, he’s NOT going to tell you…not unless you send his Christian Broadcast Network a LOT of money.

Chain-reaction crash closes I-75 in N. Kentucky. If you’re wondering why your moonshine delivery was late, here’s your explanation.

Cop issues ticket, asks for date, lawsuit says. Well, at least he didn’t show up at her door with a pair of kneepads.

Genius Cops Caught Apparently Planting Evidence By Own Dash Camera. Utica’s finest: evidently dumber than a box of hammers…

Need A Pen With A Hidden Microphone? ‘Cheaters’ TV Show Opens Online Spy Shop. Maybe you’d be better off finding yourself a divorce attorney.

FRENCH FASHION CHAIN IN NAKED BLUNDER. A naked man accidentally photobombs a photo shoot for a children’s fashion catalog. Nothing a little full frontal nudity can’t improve, eh?

Ted Haggard, Gary Busey Square Off In 1st ‘Wife Swap’. Just when you’d been thinking that things couldn’t POSSIBLY become any weirder….

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