The Delightful Disruptiveness Of Stephen Colbert. Satire done so well you often don’t know where the truth ends and the satire begins.
BREAKING: Santorum Said Something Stupid. So…it appears that headline writers will be able to take the next couple of months off.
University of Alabama Fan Celebrates Football Game by Selling Hate Crime T-Shirts. Stay classy, y’all!!
The Secrets Gay Men Don’t Want Straight People to Know. This seems like a little bit too much information…but, OK….
Chimera Monkeys Are Coming for Your Baby. Here in Oregon, we can now create monkeys out of thin air. Be afraid, Be very afraid. ;-)
Sydney Spies, Durango High School Senior’s Photo Yanked From Yearbook For Controversial Attire. Self-promotion? Mission accomplished!!
A Chat With the Teen Saudi Hacker Who Says He Stole a Million Israeli Credit Cards. Hey, what else are you going to do when you’re stuck in Riyadh?
Romney Claims He Created 100,000 Jobs, Forgets To Carry the Negative. It’s that old Romney mathemagic.
No, You Should Not Grope Your Teen Niece’s Tits, Even If She Is Transgender. You can thank me later….
World’s worst places: Top 10 places you do not want to visit in 2012. Yeah…that romantic weekend in Kandahar? You might want to hold off on that.
Men Can Be Raped Now, Too. Oh, goody. I can hardly wait.
Romney’s Tax Plan Proposes a $600 Billion Bet With America. Nothing like gambling with house money, eh?
The Letter a CIA Chief Wrote to His 3-Year-Old Son on Hitler’s Personal Stationery. Yeah, Dad did some really cool $#!% during the war.
Gingrich and Santorum might be trying to steal all the racist voters from Ron Paul. The all-important racist bloc might just decide the nomination.
Who’s Behind This Stupid Jon Huntsman ‘Manchurian Candidate’ Video?. Is it just me, or are a large number of Ron Paul supporters seriously and severely detached from reality?