The Hottest Cheerleader on Each NBA Team. You’re welcome.
Free Willy: Should prison inmates have the right to masturbate?. The real question is whether they should be allowed the right to have Kleenex and hand sanitizer…and access to pictures of the NBA’s hottest cheerleaders.
Man demands pantyhose from 16-year-old girl in Westlake. Now his collection’s almost complete.
Gingrich complains gays rights questions are ‘anti-Christian bigotry’. Evidently, any legitimate question directed at a Republican candidate is “anti-Christian bigotry”. Memo to Republicans: there’s no such thing as an “oppressed majority” in this country.
Boulder DA: Charges could take weeks in Longmont goose deaths. Why did the geese cross the road? Because a teenage boy chased them into traffic so his friend could run them over with his pickup truck. Stay classy….
Israeli bill would outlaw comparisons to Nazis. This just in: Godwin’s Law is about to become the basis of an actual law in Israel.
Rick Santorum Now Claims He Never Compared Homosexuality with Bestiality. No, he now says he was comparing Teh Gayz to buh…buh…baseball. Yeah, that’s it….
AnnaLynne McCord - Accidentally - Posts Topless Picture on Twitter. How else is an actress supposed to separate herself from the rest of the crowd of attractive competitors?
Slavery Probably Not the Best Subject for Third-Grade Math Word Problems. You’d think there here in the 21st century, we wouldn’t have to be dealing with this sort of ignorance…but this is Georgia we’re talking about.
FAA waives rules, says paid-pilots can guide whooping cranes to Florida using bird-like plane. Government does the right thing? Go figure.
Elin Nordegren Is Building the Same $12 Million House She Knocked Down. You can do this when you marry well and then have a good divorce lawyer.
Dad Tries To Sell Son For $20 Million On Facebook. Personally, I think the kid was WAY overpriced.
How The Feds Brought Down Arizona’s Suspected White Supremacist ‘Serial’ Bombing Brothers. The story begins with an attractive female informant with a grenade dangling between her breasts. Go on….
Bristol Palin Finally Gives Up on Fame. Sadly, this happened long after fame gave up on her.
Navy’s terrorist barrier sunk by mussels. Evidently, al-Qaeda has trained kelp and mussels to attack the Canadian Navy.
Mum jailed for raping daughter. There’s so much wrong with this I almost don’t know where to start.
