George W. Bush cancels visit to Swiss charity gala over fears he could be arrested on torture charges. Good. May he live the rest of his days in fear of being brought to account for his war crimes.
A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives: A porn company says it can bring military families together with Internet-based sex toys. Careful, they might find out that they don’t miss hubby as much as they thought they might.
Bryan Ferry Married His Son’s Ex-Girlfriend. Ain’t love grand? And just a little bit creepy??
Sept. 11 Bracelets Come From China Amid ‘Buy-America’ Loopholes. In a different context, this might actually be funny.
Love Lessons From 30 Rock. If you’re getting advice on your love life from Liz Lemon, you’re in worse trouble than you know.
Marine Corps Investigating ‘Marines Peeing on Taliban’ Video. As thoroughly repugnant as this is, did we really think that we could teach young men to kill, send them off to war, and not have things go haywire?
Pat Buchanan: ‘Militant Gay Rights Groups’ And Van Jones Are Behind My MSNBC Controversy. Stay KKKlassy, Pat!!
Hannover coach asks his players to reveal their sexual desires. Well, that way the coach will know what sort of hookers to order for the players after a road game.
WA man accused of selling pot on courthouse lawn. There’s dumb…and then there’s whatever the Hell this idjit was doing.
Campaign push for Beautiful and Bald Barbie. Cancer Barbie allows your children to share the fun of chemotherapy and radiation.
You’re Now More Likely to Die From Swallowing Your Own Vomit than From Murder. Yay!! I know I’ll be sleeping better tonight.
Fifteen Differences Between Democrats And Republicans. I imagine the challenge was in winnowing the list down to only 15 differences.
Stripper jailed for smashing stingy client with bottle. So…let me see if I have this straight. You’re a stripper, and you’re complaining about a skeevy client? What; you were expecting Richard Gere from Pretty Woman??
GOP speaker of Kansas House prays for Obama’s death, calls First Lady “Mrs. YoMama”. I can only hope that there’s a reserved parking spot waiting in Hell for this maroon.
C-SPAN Caller: ‘Do You Believe That Mitt Romney Has a Big Penis?’. I don’t even think that I want to know the answer to that question.
What If Tim Tebow Were Gay? Your Hypothetical Tebow Questions, Answered. That would pretty much just tear a hole in the space-time continuum, don’tchathink??
