Real-Life The Hangover Destroys Horny Philadelphia Weather Man’s Life. If I could shed my mortal coil certain about only one thing, it would be that no one will ever describe me as having been a “poonhound.”
North Korea announces Kim Jong-il will be embalmed and put on display. Lord knows how badly North Korea needs a tourist attraction.
And this is what autocracy looks like. When Republicans are in the process of disenfranchising three-quarters of Michigan’s African-American population, I think you can safely say that democracy is dead. Long live the White autocracy!!
If You Don’t Want the Government to Read Your Web Site, then Don’t Publish a Web Site. Odd; I always thought people who have web sites wanted people to read them.
Stowaway mouse flies to Oslo solo. “We got motherf——-g mice on this motherf——-g plane!!”
Strapped to the ‘Devil’s Chair’ and ‘pepper-sprayed to death’: Horrific fate of mentally ill grandfather ‘tortured by police until he died’. Hey, don’t be so dramatic; it’s just a food product. Megyn Kelly said so.
‘Most runway models meet the BMI criteria for anorexia’, claims plus-size magazine in powerful comment on body image in the fashion industry. Isn’t it about time that we started paying attention to the messages we’re relaying to our daughters?
How to Win the Class War. Get rich. Buy yourself a few politicians. Sit back and laugh at the poor, unwashed masses. Ain’t America grand?
Salmond calls for independence referendum in 2014: Alex Salmond has said he wants to hold an independence referendum in Scotland in the autumn of 2014. Somewhere, Sean Connery is smiling.
Woman Seeking Crack Cocaine Calls Police After Drug Dealer Sells Her Sugar Instead. Here’s a pro tip: If the drug dealer you’re buying crack from sells you sugar and disappears with your money, DO NOT CALL 911. Some things you just have to sort out yourself, knowhutimean??
Is North Korea Punishing People Who Didn’t Mourn Hard Enough?. A repressive Stalinist regime punishing people for being insufficiently sincere about their state-mandated expressions of abject public displays of grief?
French fast-food chain offers ‘Star Wars’ burgers. A Jedi Burger? Is that a disturbance in the Force…or just indigestion??
Borg ‘most popular’ minister in Sweden: poll. We will assimilate you….
Mortified Japanese Department Store Cleans Up ‘Fuckin Sale’. Today’s Engrish lesson comes to us from Osaka, Japan. Take it away, boys….
Republicans and teh voters and teh gays. I HATE TEH GAYZ MORE THAN YOU!!! NO, I HATE TEH GAYZ MORE!!! SO, THERE!!!
Are You There, Chelsea in 30 Seconds. Laura Prepon plays Chelsea Handler and Chelsea Handler plays her older sister. That roar you heard was a hole being torn in the space-time continuum.
