Why Are Parents Letting Their Teens Attend the Coachella 2012 Pot Smoking Black Sodomy Orgy?. Well, at least they’ll know where their kids are.
ESPN Broke Its Own Record By Making 160 Tim Tebow References In One Hour Of SportsCenter. Here Are All Of Them. Well, that would certainly explain why my head feels as if it’s about to explode, eh?
Family Research Institute: ‘Where Gays Cluster, Boys Suffer’. Research shows that Teh Gayz are most dangerous when traveling in packs.
Denny’s Worst Menu Items: Steak And Potatoes Sandwich, Fried Cheese Melt, Bacon Sundae & More. Look, if Denny’s is your idea of haute cuisine, you have bigger problems than you know…starting with your waistline.
Is Mitt Romney A Mexican?. Millions of Conservatives are fervently hoping so.
The BCS Trophy Is Touring Alabama, And We Need Your Help. Coming soon to a Walmart near you….
Steve Baldwin Claims ‘Human Events’ Publisher is Gay, Says Romney ‘Obsessed’ with Gay Rights. Speaking of being obsessed with gay rights, Steve-O….
5 Subtle Signs That Someone Has Un-Christian Tendencies. #1: A person voices support for health care reform.
Donovan McNabb Makes Triumphant Minnesota Rec League Hoops Debut. Hey, it sure beats working….
Actual Socialists Respond To Rick Perry’s ‘Socialist’ Jab. This just in: Gov. Goodhair couldn’t define “Socialism” if you spotted him Karl Marx and Emma Goldman.
Gingrich Calls for the Restoration of the ‘Church Militant’. It’s time to start killing unbelievers in the name of the King of Peace. Uh…wait…the seems contradictory somehow, doesn’t it??
Should You Give Up Yoga? Experts Respond to the New York Times’ “Yoga-Can-Wreck-You” Controversy. Thank God at least the New York Times is looking out for our welfare.
Lapin: Homosexuality and Islam Represent ‘Barbarism’. Wow…a “two-fer.” Well played, Comrade….
Putin ‘too busy’ for presidential election debates. Vlad the Impaler would love to participate in your puny debate, but he’s kinda busy trying to find his shirt.
More Proof Cats Are Evil. You may think “cats rule, dogs drool”…but the truth may be somewhat different.
Why Do Republicans Hate Poor, Hungry People?. Because we hate most what we fear most.
