Rick Perry Drops By WallBuilders to Rail Against ‘Socialist’ Obama. Governor Goodhair wouldn’t recognize Socialism if it showed up with kneepads, a tube of AstroGlide, and wearing nothing but a smile.
Heterosupremacist Birfologist Patriot or Crazy, Paranoid Lunatic?. Some folks won’t be satisfied until there’s a bureaucrat in every bedroom to ensure that all sexual activity is between people of the same race using only the missionary position.
Man who attempted to murder girlfriend by burying her alive in cardboard box jailed for 20 years. Sounds like someone wasn’t thinking outside the box….
Afghan opium profits up 133% in 2011, U.N. says. Ah, it’s good to know that American nation-building efforts have been successful, isn’t it?
8 brazenly psychotic stick-figure family windshield decals. If you have one of these on the back window of your car…well, you really should be seeking professional help and be on large doses of Thorazine.
Tim Tebow: God doesn’t love athletes more. Hmm…I’ve always been told that God was the ultimate quarterback.
A $370K Bonus for Saving Yourself for Marriage?. Did you know that 47% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
Macon Officers May Be Disciplined for Football Photos. Man, you’d think that people would be happy that police officers were engaging in some physical activity instead of hanging out at a donut shop.
For never let us hold their banner, sigh. Remember when people actually used to look up to America?
Lawmaker seeks pajamas-in-public ban. And while you’re at it, can you do something about those folks who wander around the trailer park in curlers while wearing robes and support hose…and smoking a cigarette?
Youth for Western Civilization: Apartheid Apologists. White “Christians” using their Christianity to justify elevating the interests of White People over everyone else. And Jesus wept….
Motorized shoes ready to roll into stores. Pretty soon there will no longer be any need to expend any energy at all putting one foot in front of the other.
Ryan Dobson and Jeff Wright Agree that 6 out of 10 Gay Men were Abused as Children. Nine out of 10 Right-wing Christian bigots agree.
Newt Web ad: Romney and Kerry have ‘French Connection’. Because in today’s Republican Party, having an education and being able to speak a foreign language is proof that you’re an effete elitist who’s out of touch with real Americans.
Boxed: Fabulous Coffins from UK and Ghana. Man, talk about going out in style….
Stewart: Romney most successful candidate who ‘no one likes’. It truly is amazing that Romney is considered the presumptive GOP nominee when the vast majority of Republicans seem to (understandably) despise him.
