January 21, 2012 4:05 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

L.A. City Council Demands Condoms in Porn. Anyone care to work for the City of Los Angeles Condom Enforcement Department? The city will supply the latex gloves and hand sanitizer.

Matt Barber Sees a Sexual Conspiracy in Everything. Only when children are only taught to repress their sexuality and see shame in anything sexual will America truly be safe.

Education-Minded Teen Girls Say Blow Jobs Are Like Homework. This is really a very sad commentary on how we’re teaching our daughters to view and define their sexuality, don’tchathink?

Far-Right Televangelist Michael Youssef Endorses Gingrich. Wow…I can’t help but thinking that Youssef doesn’t understand the first thing about the teaching of the Christ he so volubly claims to revere.

Sex Is Cheap: Why young men have the upper hand in bed, even when they’re failing in life. Chicks dig your Mom’s basement.

Pricey counterfeit labels proliferate as China wine market booms. And you thought MD 20/20 was the good stuff….

Hipsters Decoded: Study Finds Social Logic of Trends. Now ennui is an area of academic interest.

How Ronald Reagan Became A Secret Subaru Test Driver. And you thought he loved America….

North Carolina’s Anti-Marriage Leader Has an Anal Obsession. Kinda makes you wonder what the guy’s so afraid of, doesn’t it?

3,500-Year-Old Tree Nicknamed ‘The Senator’ Burns to the Ground. Where’s your God now??

Toddler’s cuss word on ‘Modern Family’ draws ire. It’s not a parrot; it’s a child.

Pilot warned model Lauren Scruggs about spinning propeller, report says. There’s a reason you might want to walk around the back end of the plane.

Americans Love Cheez; But Are They Ready for Cheese?. Really? The society that thinks a Big Mac is haute cuisine?

Phyllis Schlafly Inadvertently Debunks Her Own Argument Against Marriage Equality. Don’tcha just love when the haters tie themselves in knots and hang themselves with their own twisted logic? Me too.

‘Sexually-Explicit’ Tattoo That Lead Pinkberry Founder to Beat a Homeless Man Revealed. Well, that certainly makes it all OK, no?

Chuck Colson’s Latest Pathetic Claim that LGBT Rights is Undermining Religious Freedom. Who know Teh Gayz had so much power?

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