You Can Stop Bitching Now, Mad Men Is Back on March 25. OK, so now you know. Leave me alone, already. ;-)
Married police officer sacked for having sex with FIVE women while on duty. Hopefully not at the same time.
Report Finds No Link Between Restrictive Abortion Laws And Lower Abortion Rates. The moral of the story is that you can’t legislate morality. Women will have abortions; why not work to make it safe, legal, and rare?
Catholic Church’s Pedophilia Investigator Jailed For Pedophilia. Ah, yes; karma can be a real bitch, non?
Three years after drilling, feds say natural gas in Medina County well water is potentially explosive. Local government to homeowners: “What are you whining about? At least you have water.”
Limbaugh On Gingrich Cheating On His Ex-Wife: ‘Newt’s A Victim’. Funny; I would have thought that Gingrich’s ex-wife would have been considered the victim for Gingrich’s dishonesty and lack of integrity. There’s one thing that isn’t in doubt, though…and that’s the reality that Limbaugh’s a pig.
When Should You Teabag Someone? A Flowchart Explains. The short answer is “NO!!”
Two-Thirds Of Small Business Owners Say Citizens United Ruling Hurts Them. Right; it’s ALL about the job creators, don’tchaknow?
Islington Council admits tree sign ‘error’. If you don’t want people to affix anything to trees, you’re not going to be taken seriously if you…wait for it…affix a sign to a tree. Duh.
‘Porn producers’ are scamming victims in Kissimmee. If a skeevy-looking guy asks for you debit card and PIN number…well, you might want to think twice about it.
A Bicycle Decomposing on a New York Sidewalk. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when….
Before Perry Endorsed Newt, Newt Endorsed Perry’s Claim That Social Security Is Unconstitutional. Mutually Assured Delusion.
Science! Proves That Men’s Lacrosse Players Use More Drugs Than All Other College Athletes. I’m not necessarily sure what this proves…but, OK.
Despite Publicly Backing One Man-One Woman Marriage, Newt Asked Ex-Wife To ‘Share Me’ With Other Women. Newt doesn’t consider himself a mere mortal, so why should he be bound by the rules that govern mere mortals?
The Lady Who Found a Severed Head in Hollywood Hills Posed for a Smiling Trophy Photo: How Much Is It Worth? Coming soon to an eBay auction near you.
George Romney, Mitt’s Father, Paid A 37 Percent Effective Tax Rate. His son would be howling about the unfairness of it all if he had to pay taxes at the rate.