Robison: ‘The Enemy’ is Using ‘Glee’ to ‘Bring Us Down’. Dude, if your faith and conviction is so fragile that it can be destroyed by a television show, might I suggest that you have problems far bigger than Teh Gayz?
Bull with Flaming Wax on Horns Kills Man, Reminds Us Not to Put Flaming Wax on Bulls. Another WWJD public service; you can thank me later.
This Couple Tried To Blow Up A Car With Tampons. Something tells me that these two simpletons aren’t exactly MIT post-grad students, knowhutimean??
Tony Perkins: Social Conservatives Are ‘Not Judgmental’. Right…and I’ll bet you’re not hateful, narrow-minded, intolerant, self-righteous, or terrified of Teh Gayz, either….
The Top Nine Videos Of Babies Farting And/Or Laughing With Kittens. So who says da Interwebs aren’t a vast time-suck??
Police: Passenger Smoked Pot On Flight. Dude…that’s not what they mean by “Mile High Club”.
Oklahoma politician attempting to reinstate Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Because sometimes hateful, narrow-minded, intolerant, self-righteousness is just smart politics.
Boise Man Finds Portlandia Offensive: ‘White Subcultural Equivalent of a Minstrel Show’. Ok, then…. Might I suggest you just stay on your side of the Idaho state line?
Chinese New Year and the Robbie Burns Day: Gung Haggis dinner brings cultures together. Haggis with Chinese dumplings…YUM!
Klingenschmitt: Al Franken is ‘Causing More Suicides’ by Backing Anti-Bullying Bill. Uh…yeah; isn’t that like saying that vegetarians are causing cows to commit suicide by eating a plant-based diet?
SoCal City To McDonald’s: Get Off My Super Healthy Lawn. Hats off to Loma Linda for having the balls to draw a line in the sand in the fight against bad and unhealthy food.
Costco Wholesale drives deeper into Washington area. It’s all about penetration.
Family Research Council Denounces Indiana License Plate for ‘Promoting a Homosexual Recruitment Group’. Wow…special edition homosexual youth plates; how can I get me one of those??
Veteran In Need Of New Kidney Accidentally Buys Lottery Ticket, Wins $14.3 Million. Sometimes, it really is better to be lucky than good.
Cass: Romney Must Renounce “Mormon Hostility to Christianity”. Uh…I don’t know if y’all bothered to actually check- I suspect probably not- but Mormons ARE Christians. (MY IMAGINARY FRIEND WOULD KICK YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND’S @$$!!!)
Man Shoots Nail Into Brain, Uploads X-ray To Facebook. How else was a person with no skills, talent, or brains supposed to get his 15 minutes of ame?
