January 28, 2012 7:40 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us

This Is a Picture of Miley Cyrus Eating a Penis Cake. OMG!! WHAT ABOUT THE POOR, IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN??

The economy? It’s still Bush’s fault. Guess what? A majority of Americans blame Captain Codpiece © for bollixing up the economy. Good call, y’all….

Canadian Politics Relevant for the First Time Ever. Enjoy it while you can; it’s not likely to come back around any time soon.

A Completely Fictional And Useless Guide To Indianapolis. Things to do in Indianapolis when you’re dead…or wish you were.

2011 - 2012 worldwide press freedom index. We’re #47!! We’re #47!!

Kim Kardashian Gets Google News Alerts About Herself. Quelle surprise, eh?

Bastrop pastor charged with animal cruelty over death of neighbor’s cat. Evidently the cat was possessed by the spirit of the Devil, and the only cure available to the good Reverend was more cowbell to toss it off a bridge.

Zooey Deschanel Not Nominated for Oscars. And an adoring nation grieves for their heroine….

Paula Deen Shocked By Lack Of Public Support After Diabetes Diagnosis. Perhaps if she wasn’t such a hypocrite trying to make a buck off her diagnosis

Republican Senate Hopeful Takes ‘Full Responsibility’ for His Steak and Blowjobs Blog Posts. Because, besides being misogynistic and stupid, they’re actually pretty funny.

THE COLD SNAP. Imaging playing 19 years in the NFL…and being remembered for one epic blown play. Mr. Junkin? Bill Buckner’s holding on line two….

Fidel Castro Can’t Fathom the ‘Ignorance and Idiocy’ of These Republican Candidates, Either. And if Fidel ain’t happy, ain’t NO ONE happy….

NFL Player Receives Death Threats On Twitter. If you’re so upset over your team losing that you’d send a death threat to the player you hold chiefly responsible…well, you’ve got bigger problems than anything I can help you with.

Tim Gunn Needs To Shut Up About Not Having Sex in Almost 30 Years. Perhaps if he stopped talking about it so much, he’d be able to actually find someone willing to have sex with him.

Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women’s underwear. Two thousand more and he gets a free trip to the Mustang Ranch.

Mom who tried to sell baby in the Keys gives up custody. $7000?? I’d never pay more than $1500…but I’m cheap.

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