Obama Risks Alienating Republicans By Using Facts. It’s so much easier for Republicans, prefer using smug arrogance as the basis of their arguments.
Accidental bomb blast kills four in Manila. Here’s a pro tip: If you’re planning on trying to defuse a bomb, you might want to leave that acetylene torch behind. You can thank me later.
In Confident Sign, Gingrich Changes Facebook Status to ‘In an Open Relationship’. Gingrich wants to have an open relationship with America.
How Newt Gingrich Shamelessly Feeds the Fears and Egos of White Conservatives — and Why That May Win Him the GOP Nomination. Pandering to knuckle-draggers: always an effective campaign strategy when you have nothing of value to offer.
Pork, the surprise remedy for a nosebleed. Man, bacon makes EVERYTHING better!
Mitch Daniels’ State of the Union Response Shows GOP Priority: Beating Up on Workers. “Right To Work” (n.): the right to work for less.
Boehner Calls Obama ‘Un-American,’ WSJ Writer Compares SOTU Seating to ‘Date Rape’. If you can’t make an argument using facts and logic, insults and crybabying are always good options.
Newt Gingrich says his past indiscretions make him “more normal”. If by “normal”, you mean a lying, hypocritical, hypomanic loose cannon with a Napoleon complex, then sure….
5 Republican Lies About Income Inequality. I’d imagine the challenge was in winnowing the list to only five lies.
A Letter from Mitt Romney: About My Finances. All those horrible, unethical things I did to make my fortune? Yeah, well, they were totally legal…so go suck it.
Gingrich Can’t Debate Without a Bunch of Hooting Yahoos to Back Him Up. “JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!”
Flawed study speculates that men fall asleep after sex in order to avoid snuggling. No, we fall asleep to avoid discussing what color to paint the ceiling.
Marco Rubio: Gingrich’s Ad Bashing ‘Anti-Immigrant’ Romney is ‘Inflammatory’. Uh…isn’t just about everything that Gingrich does inflammatory?
New “Alibi” aftershave won’t leave you smelling like a stripper pole. Which is something I always worry about in a cologne.
17 Ridiculously Sexual Product Names. A wee bit too much Engrish, no?
True Stories: In Which My Parents Read About Me Having Sex On The Internet. Yeah, that’s got to be awkward, no?