LPG cylinder explodes lighting pipe. Here’s a pro tip: If you’re trying to get baked, lighting your pipe with an LPG cylinder isn’t going to be your best move. You can thank me later.
Feds: Pharmacies gave ‘used’ drugs to W. Washington nursing homes. Eww…let’s hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first.
Some Guy From Queens Apparently Got Eli And Peyton Manning Tattooed On His Hairy Ass. You have to know that you have WAY too much time (and alcohol) on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
Police: Unruly bar patron left kids home with ‘God’. Sadly, it turns out that God leaves something to be desired as a babysitter.
The trouble with money. Avarice is one of the Seven Deadly Sins for a reason, no??
The power of Tim Pawlenty. Then again, no sane, rational person could think of considering Pawlenty a prophet.
Lawrence Taylor, On If He Is A Changed Man After Getting Busted With An Underage Prostitute: “No”. Well, so much for the “prison as rehabilitation” theory.
Your Republican Guide To Taxation. Rule #1: Taxes are what’s paid by other, lesser people. Rule #2: When in doubt, please see Rule #1.
Bush dweller fighting to regain his 22 cats after seizure. Now all he needs is a woman. Good luck with that one….
Clover-Nipple Man, The Unofficial Conductor Of The Notre Dame Fight Song. Yeah, you might just want to skip the video.
Voting on rights, from New Jersey to Maine. What civilized society votes on whether or not a class of people should enjoy certain rights? Wait…what?? Uh…evidently we do. So much for civilization, eh?
Why the light bulb obsession?. Because Republicans have no ideas?
ROBBER SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FOOT. Evidently, guarding the door during a bank heist is more difficult that you might think.
‘If men can take it, so can we’: Young GOP women take up cigars, spittoons, and endless rounds of poker to enjoy low-key ‘smoker’ on threshold of WWII. And so you’re wondering why your grandparents are such staunch Republicans??
In the era of big boxes, a day for the little guy. Ah, so this is how we can take our country back? Sign me up.
‘Sex ed.’ gal ‘high’ on students Tired and overdone: plying your students with pot and alcohol in order to schtup them. Original and newsworthy: treating your art class as a dating service.
