February 2012 Archives
- February 29, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because "elitist" is an epithet only when directed at Liberals - February 29, 2012
Chardon: An opportunity to create a better world...or an opportunity that will go begging? - February 29, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: A President for the ages- The Dark Ages - February 29, 2012
Trans-vaginal ultrasounds: Or, this is why cockroaches scatter when you turn on the lights - February 29, 2012
This is why I never became an art critic - February 29, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 28, 2012
(Understandably) Rejected Rick Santorum campaign posters, #43 - February 28, 2012
Bashir Assad: a despot and autocrat living on borrowed time - February 28, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because pissing off the Dutch is an epic win - February 28, 2012
Sometimes, doing the right thing is as simple as...doing the right thing - February 28, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 28, 2012
My next career move: Wax dildo quality control - February 27, 2012
Beware the wrath of the Enraged Naked Fat Woman...consider yourself warned - February 27, 2012
IS taxpayer money being used to subsidize the orgasms of female government employees? Paging Andrew Breitbart.... - February 27, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Sounds like someone has a Google (and a religious bigotry) problem - February 27, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Leading the excited multitudes toward freedom...or not - February 27, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 26, 2012
So you're wondering why the Catholic Church opposes birth control? Wonder no more. - February 26, 2012
Christianity: The official religion of the USA!! USA!! USA!! - February 26, 2012
A lesson Franklin Graham should have learned from his father - February 26, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 26, 2012
My homage to those of you who will be watching the Oscars tonight - February 26, 2012
Don Cherry: This is what happens when haberdashery goes horribly wrong - February 25, 2012
Today's IOKIYAR moment: Voter fraud...It's OK if you're a Republican - February 25, 2012
Memo to Rep. John Sullivan (R-OK): Civility- yer doon it rong - February 25, 2012
President Obama says he's pro-oxygen; Republicans immediately decry his hatred of carbon dioxide - February 25, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 25, 2012
Ron Paul 2012: What "small government" is really about - February 24, 2012
The rich really are different...and so are their problems - February 24, 2012
The GOP war against women: Protecting sperm receptacles from themselves - February 24, 2012
Nice idea...but I still prefer my helmets to be tinfoil - February 24, 2012
Our stupid republic: 16 things that really shouldn't part of our public dialogue - February 24, 2012
Well, there goes my birthday present.... - February 24, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 23, 2012
I'm guessing this is the street Bob McDonnell's office is located on - February 23, 2012
I really have to ask what planet you spend most of your time on - February 23, 2012
Hey, if I was flying to Houston, I'd need a cigarette, too - February 23, 2012
Bob McDonnell 2012: Not just VP, but Chief Executioner for the American Taliban - February 23, 2012
You want to be known as reliably Conservative and anti-gay? Don't be like Mike. - February 23, 2012
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be Bob Morris and...oh, never mind.... - February 23, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 22, 2012
No, thanks; if I need an investment plan I'll play the lottery - February 22, 2012
A WWJD Public Service: A portrait of RIck Santorum composed entirely of gay porn - February 22, 2012
Children don't hate naturally; they're taught to hate by adults - February 22, 2012
After five abortions, you get a free microwave oven - February 22, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Godwin's Law doesn't apply to Social Conservatives - February 22, 2012
You know you're dealing with a terrorist when...they pay cash for their latte - February 21, 2012
You know the Linsanity has gone way too far when...well, I'll bet Mom and Dad are SO proud - February 21, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 21, 2012
America: Where democracy is alive and well...except in Michigan - February 21, 2012
I really wanted to go shopping, but all I could find to wear was this soccer player - February 21, 2012
Greg Oden: $20.8 million for two bad knees? I'd do it for half that. - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: You'll get nothing...and you'll like it - February 20, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 20, 2012
If (when) America is taken over by the American Taliban.... - February 20, 2012
GOP 2012: For a government so small it can fit in a woman's vagina - February 20, 2012
How McDonald's hamburgers begin life - February 20, 2012
Better to be thought a bigot than to be Pat Buchanan and end up at Fox Noise Channel - February 20, 2012
The Art of Manliness: Why I carry a handkerchief - February 19, 2012
"Gay Republican" (n.): An inexplicable exercise in self-loathing and self-oppression - February 19, 2012
Today's nominee for Racist Headline of the Year - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Catholicism can be used when convenient and ignored otherwise - February 19, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because he'll be the President of ALL (White, Socially Conservative, and Christian) Americans - February 19, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 18, 2012
First, they wanted to feed poor children...then they forced one-world government on us - February 18, 2012
GOP 2012: Because hypocrisy in the service of lust for power is no vice...or is it?? - February 18, 2012
Shocking study reveals that Fox News Channel makes you stupid - February 18, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: So, ladies; how's that "small government" thing working out for you? - February 17, 2012
GOP 2012: Because a sausage fest is EXACTLY how we should be parsing women's rights - February 17, 2012
Casual Sex Friday: Someone's a wee bit too concerned with other people's sex lives - February 17, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 17, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Because Bayer aspirin really is a wonderful and inexpensive contraceptive - February 17, 2012
Better to be thought an intolerant fool than to be Eric Bolling and...oh, never mind.... - February 16, 2012
"Where's the promise, from sea to shining sea?" - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: It's contagious!! - February 16, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If God wanted you to have human rights, you'd have been born Republican - February 16, 2012
So you're wondering what to feed your dragon? - February 16, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 15, 2012
Today In Naked Teenage Cowgirl/Texas Police Chase News - February 15, 2012
If it's all and only about the individual, why do we even have a government? - February 15, 2012
A good reason to listen to your English teacher - February 15, 2012
Orrin Hatch: Not intended to be a factual Conservative - February 15, 2012
You know you're a Republican when...partisanship seems more important than patriotism - February 15, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 14, 2012
How to tell your one and only that you love her more than blue meth - February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day: In case she doesn't already know how I feel - February 14, 2012
Happy Valentine's Day: Shouldn't marriage equality be accepted as a basic human right? - February 14, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a bigot than to be James Lafferty and remove any lingering doubt - February 14, 2012
"Honey, how can I tell if Republicans care about me?" - February 14, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 13, 2012
Today's edition of WWJD is brought to you by the folks who made Vulture Capitalism a household word - February 13, 2012
If you think real oppression exists in America, I'd suggest you hop a flight to Beijing - February 13, 2012
Today's specials at the Flanders St. Grille - February 13, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 13, 2012
You can keep your green eggs and ham.... - February 13, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment": And Republicans eat their young. What's your point? - February 13, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because he represents the Juan Percent - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Who needs laws? We have Leviticus!! - February 12, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: If marriage laws were based on Leviticus - February 12, 2012
GOP 2012: It's so much easier when you break things down scientifically - February 12, 2012
Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies - February 12, 2012
You have to know you're about to have a VERY bad day when this is the first thing you see - February 11, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: When all else fails, blame the victim - February 11, 2012
If you need to be instructed not to fling feces, you're in worse shape than you think - February 11, 2012
Lie, damned lies, and theocracy - February 11, 2012
When you work in a cube farm, you can't be surprised when you're treated like livestock - February 11, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 10, 2012
Ladies and gentleman, welcome to [insert name of your penis here] Stadium!! - February 10, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Because breast cancer is a business...and business is GOOD - February 10, 2012
I did my master's thesis on "anus-mounted fireworks"...and lived to tell about it - February 10, 2012
You know you're a Republican when...you take an article from the Onion as factual and true - February 10, 2012
Everything you need to know about today's Conservatives - February 10, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 10, 2012
We Americans have a funny way of determining who qualifies as a hero and role model - February 9, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Time to hop aboard the Schadenfreude Express - February 9, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 9, 2012
This is what would happen if Rupert Murdoch bought the History Channel - February 9, 2012
Lies, damned lies, Pete Hoekstra, and Chinese straw men - February 9, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Because sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words - February 9, 2012
If you see a political agenda in Clint Eastwood's "Halftime in America", you need to dial it back - February 8, 2012
Better to be thought despicable than to be...oh, never mind.... - February 8, 2012
Today's dispatch from the attic - February 8, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you take your eye off the ball - February 8, 2012
"Tom Coburn" isn't an anagram for "hypocrisy," but it might as well be - February 8, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - February 8, 2012
Canada: Where fashion goes to die - February 7, 2012
When you rattle cages, you just might get a response - February 7, 2012
GOP 2012: Mutually assured destruction (or, How to make certain neither of you win the Presidency) - February 7, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too little moral courage - February 7, 2012
Something tells me you're planning to cut off something other than my head - February 7, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - February 7, 2012
This ain't the road to Prosperity; it's the road to Hell - February 6, 2012
Better to be thought a fool and a racist than to be Pete Hoekstra and remove all doubt - February 6, 2012
Memo to Portland Parking Enforcement: Don't you have better things to do with your time? - February 6, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too much...WTF??? - February 6, 2012
Voting: A privilege guaranteed by the Founding Fathers to Conservative White Christians - February 6, 2012
No Discernible Brainwave Activity: The chicken nuggets edition - February 6, 2012
Why? Because it's the Internet, that's why. - February 6, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - February 5, 2012
Who do you root for when both fan bases are insufferable? - February 5, 2012
Dear Conservatives & Teabaggers: Happy #socialistsunday...er, Super Bowl Sunday - February 5, 2012
"Conservative devotion to truth"...and other oxymorons - February 5, 2012
And while we're at it, let's make Super Bowl Sunday a holiday for White Folks - February 5, 2012
Today's editions of the Hyper-religious Follies - February 4, 2012
Sometimes, the penis jokes are just WAY too easy.... - February 4, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Too little Komen sense, too much politics - February 4, 2012
America: The best police state money can buy - February 4, 2012
America: The best democracy and tax policy money can corrupt...er, buy - February 4, 2012
Republicans see a level playing field; the rest of us see an elevated green at a country club - February 4, 2012
Some random and probably pretty pointless observations about the human condition - February 4, 2012
Mitt Romney 2012: Take it from Mitt; it ain't easy being poor - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Victory may be sweet, but it doesn't wash away the bitter taste - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: This is what happens when you fix what isn't broken - February 3, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind - February 3, 2012
Damn...and I wanted to use this name for my band.... - February 3, 2012
Yeah, it's SO much more fun being the oppressor than the oppressed, eh? - February 3, 2012
Pork rectums: Now available boneless!! - February 3, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - February 2, 2012
Newt Gingrich 2012: Because no Republican caresses...uh, cares for women like Newt - February 2, 2012
Susan G. Komen for the Cure: Today's example of moral midgets caving to the Far Right - February 2, 2012
Rick Santorum 2012: Ladies, why worry about controlling your body when he'll do it for you? - February 2, 2012
Today's "WTF??" moment": How to tell that you have WAY too much time on your hands - February 2, 2012
Now that Oklahoma's banned Sharia, aborted fetuses in food seems the next logical target - February 2, 2012
A novel way to demonstrate that women aren't merely sperm receptacles and the property of men - February 2, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us - February 1, 2012
Mitt & Newt's America: Not like the America the rest of us live in - February 1, 2012
I'd like to dedicate this next song to Sam Brownback.... - February 1, 2012
In Sam Brownback's uber-Jesus-y Kansas, constitutionality is optional - February 1, 2012
There's ignorant. There's offensive. Then there's Allen West opening his mouth. - February 1, 2012
Republican debates: Now with 45% more crazy!! - February 1, 2012
Today's signs that the Apocalypse may be upon us